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queen mudder
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queen mudder

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Posted: 9 Mar 10 18:54
Six women who wanted Jennifer Lopez-style fuller backsides have had to have emergency hospital treatment after being injected with filler used by plumbers.

Fake surgeon used plumbing filler for J Lo-style backside surgery


Should have stuck to doing penis extensions....

Lynton
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Posted: 9 Mar 10 22:52
I'm sure the Mail are doing this on purpose to us we should fight back!

Morse
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Posted: 10 Mar 10 00:47

Quote: queen mudder

Six women who wanted Jennifer Lopez-style fuller backsides have had to have emergency hospital treatment after being injected with filler used by plumbers.

Fake surgeon used plumbing filler for J Lo-style backside surgery


Should have stuck to doing penis extensions....



QM: got it covered. An extract from my story early today:

A senior UK barrister was heard to Mutter after viewing the pictures of the victims derrieres, " What a F*****g Ass Mess!"




queen mudder
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Posted: 10 Mar 10 12:04

Quote: Morse
QM: got it covered. An extract from my story early today:

A senior UK barrister was heard to Mutter after viewing the pictures of the victims derrieres, " What a F*****g Ass Mess!"


5*!

Bargis Tryhol
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Posted: 10 Mar 10 13:47 - Edited By: Bargis Tryhol, 10 Mar 10 13:48
Morse
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Posted: 10 Mar 10 13:50

Quote: Bargis Tryhol

Here's Morse's story link:
Morse's ass crack link. No, NOT his ass, but an ass all the less!



BT: thanks for the link and to QM!

Sealing up cracks in Society...what Spoofers do best!





queen mudder
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Posted: 10 Mar 10 13:57
Great spoof, Morse......

BTW talking of spoof...some time ago Mark said he'd been told by an Australian pal that 'spoof' as in 'spoof in your email' actually means 'ejaculate' in local lingo.....

Just thought I'd mention!

Morse
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Posted: 10 Mar 10 14:31

Quote: queen mudder

Great spoof, Morse......

BTW talking of spoof...some time ago Mark said he'd been told by an Australian pal that 'spoof' as in 'spoof in your email' actually means 'ejaculate' in local lingo.....

Just thought I'd mention!



If anyone would know about getting off, I guess it would be the editor.

Did you see the story about Fergus almost being abducted by Jihadists because of his insulting Bob Ross...thank god for the Irish Flying Squad...

these painters are so temperamental.



Lynton
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Posted: 10 Mar 10 17:23
As the Americans would call you qm - spunky



Quote: queen mudder

Great spoof, Morse......

BTW talking of spoof...some time ago Mark said he'd been told by an Australian pal that 'spoof' as in 'spoof in your email' actually means 'ejaculate' in local lingo.....

Just thought I'd mention!


Morse
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Posted: 11 Mar 10 23:42

Quote: Lynton

As the Americans would call you qm - spunky



Quote: queen mudder

Great spoof, Morse......

BTW talking of spoof...some time ago Mark said he'd been told by an Australian pal that 'spoof' as in 'spoof in your email' actually means 'ejaculate' in local lingo.....

Just thought I'd mention!





I think in the SW an exclamation is "Jesum!"

Must be 'Jisim' to you spunkier folks in the UK!

Lynton can clairfy and clean up the mess....





Erskin Quint
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Posted: 12 Mar 10 00:25

Quote: Morse


Quote: Lynton

As the Americans would call you qm - spunky



Quote: queen mudder

Great spoof, Morse......

BTW talking of spoof...some time ago Mark said he'd been told by an Australian pal that 'spoof' as in 'spoof in your email' actually means 'ejaculate' in local lingo.....

Just thought I'd mention!





I think in the SW an exclamation is "Jesum!"

Must be 'Jisim' to you spunkier folks in the UK!

Lynton can clairfy and clean up the mess....


Confucius say

Man who go to sleep with problem in hand, wake up with solution on tummy.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 12 Mar 10 00:31
QM and Morse

I think you mean 'spoff' and 'jism'

To Erskin:

So they say.

Regards

Skoob.

Morse
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Posted: 12 Mar 10 00:58

Quote: Skoob1999

QM and Morse

I think you mean 'spoff' and 'jism'

To Erskin:

So they say.

Regards

Skoob.



Man who take it ear claims it's just more hearsay....

Lynton
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Posted: 12 Mar 10 23:42
The sign above the door says "bring your own kleenex"



Quote: Erskin Quint


Quote: Morse


Quote: Lynton

As the Americans would call you qm - spunky



Quote: queen mudder

Great spoof, Morse......

BTW talking of spoof...some time ago Mark said he'd been told by an Australian pal that 'spoof' as in 'spoof in your email' actually means 'ejaculate' in local lingo.....

Just thought I'd mention!





I think in the SW an exclamation is "Jesum!"

Must be 'Jisim' to you spunkier folks in the UK!

Lynton can clairfy and clean up the mess....


Confucius say

Man who go to sleep with problem in hand, wake up with solution on tummy.



 
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