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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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Cal Jennings
Super Cal  Location: Magnolia, TX, USA Registered: 15 Apr 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
They just need to get him a polar bear hooker in there to take care of his urges. Castration is a little extreme, I think. Isn't PETA supposed to PROTECT animals? GEESH! |
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Lynton
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Nobody cares about what goes on in the hills of Tennessee and that's much worse - cousins?! Them's distant relations? What about European Royalty eh qm?
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
QM gives us another entertaining story.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Excerpts from story:
"...Knut has been sharing a compound with Giovanna." "... only feasible if Knut is castrated." "The castration of Knut would cause dismay..." "...it has been difficult to maintain sales of Knut cups..." These can't all be coincidences. There's something punny going on around here, Roger Boyes! |
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Lynton
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If polar bear wasn't poisonous they could just shoot the poor bugger and sell Knut cutlets
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