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queen mudder
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Posted: 26 Feb 10 19:51
A Ryanair passenger who became enraged when he was told he could not claim a scratchcard prize on his flight ate his winning ticket.

The man was flying from Poland to the East Midlands on a Ryanair flight when he won 10,000 euros (£8,765) on a scratchcard he had purchased on board.

Ryanair confirmed he ate his ticket on 26 February after cabin staff refused to pay him the winnings immediately.

That's the ticket!

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 26 Feb 10 20:02
Now, if the metallic scratch-off paint poisons him, he can sue for £10,000,000.

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Posted: 26 Feb 10 20:43

Quote: queen mudder

A Ryanair passenger who became enraged when he was told he could not claim a scratchcard prize on his flight ate his winning ticket.

The man was flying from Poland to the East Midlands on a Ryanair flight when he won 10,000 euros (£8,765) on a scratchcard he had purchased on board.

Ryanair confirmed he ate his ticket on 26 February after cabin staff refused to pay him the winnings immediately.

That's the ticket!



with their record of dumping you off in the wrong place, and charging for everything, had much did they charge him for his 'bags' now being 8700 pounds overweight?....Must be a new record and he must have taken up a full row of seating....FAT BASTARD!

Lynton
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Posted: 28 Feb 10 16:11
Scratch car on ryanair is free - needed for the fleas


 
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