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Would you believe?

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Would you believe?

http://www.clevelandleader.com/node/13135

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It would be almost as big a pervathon as the beach volleyball and the gymnastics. Not to mention the women's shot putt (I told you not to mention that - Ed.).

Of course, they've already got the pole-vaulting. Mind you, I prefer the vaulting in the ceiling of King's College, Cambridge. That's bound to be popular - it's got plenty of fans!

Oh come on, how often do you 'aspire' to see a perpendicular gothic architecture joke!

Is Miley Cyrus excluded from this event because she's already been paid for pole dancing professionally?

How long before actual fucking becomes an Olympic sport?

I can just see it now:

Events for endurance, speed, oral events, triathlons... I wonder what's the world record cumshot?

Maybe we can add even more Olympic events, like the "runway model walk," or even air-guitaring.

The Boob Tube (1975) film actually has a skit about "the sex olympics" competition.

A voice over description describes the various ongoing olympic type moves, points, etc. The TV picture is lost and only snow is seen on the screen.

How about "individual synchronized swimming"?

Actually, I'd volunteer to be a judge at the event.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

How about "individual synchronized swimming"?

Actually, I'd volunteer to be a judge at the event.

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As long as the participants are female and lesbian

Nude female wrestling is a must-have. You could have it with mud and without. Back to the original Olympian practices.