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I just want to say to Janet that I think her spoofs regarding susan boyle fans are spot on. So far, all five have gotten a 5 star from me. Way to go! Keep 'em coming.


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Is Janet that nice girl who works at the grocer's?

Never mind Janet. Who is Susan Boyle?

And why does she have 'fans'?

Regards

Skoob.

Why Skoob! She has fans to keep the flies off of her!

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Is Janet that nice girl who works at the grocer's?

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No, that Janet is the one that eats down at the 'Y' often

I knew a Janet once.

Janet the Planet.

I wouldn't say she was fat, but we went to a show and no one would leave until she sang...............


The oldies are the best.....................

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Quote: minitfilla

I just want to say to Janet that I think her spoofs regarding susan boyle fans are spot on. So far, all five have gotten a 5 star from me. Way to go! Keep 'em coming.

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And, Dear Janet, if you would be so kind, the young lad would love to regale you in various and sundry other compliments, if only you would send him a personal note of thanks, exchange phone numbers, provide your home address and work schedule. It's all purely innocent, this love affair with your Susan Boyle writing, really. I'm sure the young lad is harmless.

But then again, better put yourself on full stalker alert.

minitfilla, welcome to the "funny farm!" Oops I mean The Spoof!

You got that right the first time Philbert.

Regards

Skoob.

I miss so much when I go on vacation.....

Morsie

Cap

We were with you in spirit.

Sort of...

Regards

The Cook.

Morse,

Have sand dollars been devalued?

Hasta La Recession,
Abel

Janet's boobs are also great.

In fact, they're real and they are spectacular!

Janet's poofs are also great, but that's fodder for another thread.

Adam, I think minitfilla is trying to get into Janet's pants. Sure hope he's a size 4!

I hope he doesn't mind sharing with Susan Boyle.

Looks like there could be three people in that marriage.

Regards

Skoob.

Guys! I'm a female and not trying to get into anyone's pants.

I guess you must be kidding that you don't know who Suze Boyle is?!

I've been trailing the main unofficial fan site the past months (I wish I were a psychology student - I'd choose it for a thesis - great study of human nature) and am so amused by Janet Thompson's (not his/her real name right?) stories because they ring so true to my observations about how some fans have been behaving.

So Janet, go! go! go! because "they're" keeping an eye out for your next spoof.

Ah, smilies do work here.

Would someone help me out please? How do I change my status of "writer" to something else? I've looked through the preferences and unless it's staring me in the face, I can't see an option.

Much appreciated, and thanks for the welcome. Glad to be here as "a smile is better than a frown" and "laughter IS the best medicine".

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Quote: P.M. Wortham

And, Dear Janet, if you would be so kind, the young lad would love to regale you in various and sundry other compliments, if only you would send him a personal note of thanks, exchange phone numbers, provide your home address and work schedule. It's all purely innocent, this love affair with your Susan Boyle writing, really. I'm sure the young lad is harmless.

But then again, better put yourself on full stalker alert.

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Me a stalker? Never! I appreciate talent, that's all.

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Quote: minitfilla

Would someone help me out please? How do I change my status of "writer" to something else? I've looked through the preferences and unless it's staring me in the face, I can't see an option.

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Nah, you have to have 'special access' to do that. You get that facility when you've written at least 100 stories.

If you want, I'll do it for you. What would you like? Carpet muncher? She-man? Janet fan?

Just let me know. I'll be happy to oblige.

Monkey Woods

While you're at it, could you change my status to 'Millionaire'?

I was going to say 'Billionaire' but I'm not greedy.

Thanking you in advance,

Toodle pip old chum,

Skoob.

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Quote: Bargis Tryhol

Adam, I think minitfilla is trying to get into Janet's pants. Sure hope he's a size 4!

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Clearly the quote of the day..............

"Hung like a Gerbil, baby"

Apparently you should never greet Bargis in real life by asking:

"How's it hangin'?"

Cap told me that.

No idea why.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Apparently you should never greet Bargis in real life by asking:

"How's it hangin'?"

Cap told me that.

No idea why.

Regards

Skoob.

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on meeting in an orlando parking lot BT pulled out his right pants pocket , reached for his zipper, and asked if I like to see the one eared elephant....

Really?

The swine!

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Apparently you should never greet Bargis in real life by asking:

"How's it hangin'?"

Cap told me that.

No idea why.

Regards

Skoob.

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