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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Your satellite dish is always set to stadium rock.
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar  Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When you trade your foodstamps for Skoal, lotto tickets and moonshine
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When the best place to pick up women is Waffle House.
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When the vast majority of men, women and children in any public place are sporting mullets.
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When 'Miller Time' is at 10am and the 'Highlife' means drinking it in a plastic kiddie wading pool in the front yard.
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When the state statutory rape law is "If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to breed."
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When the Museum of Fine Art consists of beer can and Skoal container sculptures and the drawings are scribbled on Shoney's paper kiddie menu/placemats.
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When a "dream date" involves a Monster Truck Rally, some KFC and cow tipping.
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When rich peoples' homes have a foundation instead of wheels.
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P.M. Wortham
Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Everybody in the family owns a t-shirt with a big number "3" on the back.
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P.M. Wortham
Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When you;re idea of going to the bathroom at night involves putting on boots and grabbing a flashlight....
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When you can make your ears touch.
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Jalapenoman
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The only reason you stopped taking a bath with your sister wasn't because you grew up, it was because
...her husband got jealous ...what's a bath? ...there weren't enough room in thar after she got knocked up. |
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