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A LEG of lamb, aerosol cans and kitchen implements - are just some of the bizarre objects one veteran medic has pulled out of his patients' BUMS.

Dr Marijan Korsic has revealed some of the most shocking kinky sex injuries to pass through his hospital waiting room during his 40 year career.

Aside from the traditional Sunday roast back-side of lamb, the Croatian revealed one of the strangest medical emergencies he has ever seen was a man who stuck a NEON LAMP up his rear.

Sex injuries are rear-lly bizarre...

Whaddya call a man with a rabbit up his bum?
Warren.


whaddya call a man with a bag of leaves up his arse?
Russell.


Whaddya call a ma with a shovel up his rectum?
Doug......

etc

QM: you beat me to The Sun today...were there any pictures on Page 3?

Skoob the cook was onto this on the last voyage of the Buggerall...the leg of lamb had those Leeds United Tatoos on them, and after he got done pleasuring himself, he then served it up to the crew....

do they classify a dead ferret as 'road kill' or simply as another Tunnel Accident?

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Quote: Morse

do they classify a dead ferret as 'road kill' or simply as another Tunnel Accident?

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Depends where it spent the night, Morse.....

One of the more bizarre encounters, was when a man walked into office and showed a lettuce leaf sticking out of his arse.

"I'm afraid that's just the tip of the ice-berg," he told the patient.

Sorry....

Iain

Man walks into doctor's office with a rat physically attached to his scalp like a conjoined twin.

Doctor: Good Lord! How did this happen?

Rat: Dunno. Started off as a boil on me arse.

Ouch! Sorry!

Don't shoot!

Skoob.

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Quote: IainB

One of the more bizarre encounters, was when a man walked into office and showed a lettuce leaf sticking out of his arse.

"I'm afraid that's just the tip of the ice-berg," he told the patient.

Sorry....

Iain

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I've heard about these ANAL-YTIC pastimes, cheaper than bog paper I suppose, especially that one with the doggie.