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queen mudder
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Posted: 14 Jan 10 21:14
The floor of a Weight Watchers clinic in Sweden collapsed beneath a group of 20 members of the weight loss programme who were gathered for a meeting.

As the dieters queued to see how many pounds they had shed, the floor beneath them in the clinic in Växjö, in south-central Sweden, began to rumble, according to a report in The Local, Sweden's English-language newspaper.

"We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air.

Should keep all the lardarses stuffing themselves a while longer..





Skoob1999
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Posted: 14 Jan 10 21:49
Another true gem

From the files of QM

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IainB
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Posted: 14 Jan 10 22:35
This is not the first collapsing floor story I have heard.

It was a local council meeting at a nearby (to me) Town Hall, when the floor collapsed, sending them all down from the first to the ground; it was the annual health and safety meeting.

So the next collapse will be a group of structural engineers...

Iain

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Posted: 15 Jan 10 03:39 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 15 Jan 10 03:39
Hats off to QM for another chuckle.

Victor


 
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