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David Howlett, 34, was about to tuck into a rogan josh at India Dining, in Esher, Surrey, when he saw Christ's facial features - complete with beard and flowing hair - in the blackened patches.

Mr Howlett said: ''My wife and I were about to tuck into our food when I spotted Jesus looking right back at me. ''Needless to say I chose not to take a bite, and photograph it instead.'' story..

I once saw a Smurf in a bluberry muffin. Coulda been the medication though....

And how does Asad Khan know the face looks 'strikingly similar to that of Jesus.' Did he know him personally? Did he walk around covered in dough?

My company is doing very well at the moment.

We sell "Christ Imprints" to various establishments.

Our motto is "If you got it, we can put Christ on it"

We've done doors, Wotsits, potatoes, avocados, and now a naan bread. We also recently completed our "Snowman" project, where we made half a dozen snowmen melt into the features of Christ. Expect to see those in the news in the next few days.

Only downside is, we've been accused of hastening the apocalypse, because seeing the face of Christ everywhere is one of the signs of the end of the world.

Iain

Iain,

Sell those as "autographed" Jesus images and you'll make a lot more money.

After reading the other post, already started a production line...

Iain

IainB,

Good stuff.

You could very easily round this out and make a spoof article:

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Quote: IainB

My company is doing very well at the moment.

We sell "Christ Imprints" to various establishments.

Our motto is "If you got it, we can put Christ on it"

We've done doors, Wotsits, potatoes, avocados, and now a naan bread. We also recently completed our "Snowman" project, where we made half a dozen snowmen melt into the features of Christ. Expect to see those in the news in the next few days.

Only downside is, we've been accused of hastening the apocalypse, because seeing the face of Christ everywhere is one of the signs of the end of the world.

Iain

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