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"The creek at night is no place for a fifty dollar cow."

1st Agent: Sure is nice out...

2nd Agent: Then leave it out.....

Ist nun-in-the-bath: Where's the soap?
2nd nun-in-the-bath: Yes it does doesn't it?

First Agent: Naked!

2nd Agent: 5 Stars!

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Quote: victor nicholas

"The creek at night is no place for a fifty dollar cow."

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Doc, In the spirit of (what I think you were going for here) I offer the following....

"The twilight sky seems more blue after capital punishment became law in Texas"

Counter Password: "Yes, but not for the casket makers"


"Do you have a match? My El Producto is still wet from the rain and I'm having trouble keeping it lit"

Counter Password: "No, I prefer butane to the vile smell of sulfer and cheap cigars"


"Could you recommend a good doctor that could help me with this rash?"

Counter Password: "Aloe based lotions are found to be highly effective in most countries, in February, after a night of eating cabbage and cocktail sausages"

I've just declared PMW Sir RT.HON member of the "Loony Gang" medal is winging its way to you, congrats from head Loony, JO, sorry I can't be there personally for your knighting.

Sir Skoob will take care of proceedings pissed as usual

First agent: If you are flying in your canoe and the wheels fall off, how many oranges does it take to build a house?

Second agent: Three, because elephants don't lay eggs in winter.

Redneck version:

"You that secret agent spy feller I'm supposed to meet?"

"I reckon so."

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Redneck version:

"You that secret agent spy feller I'm supposed to meet?"

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1st Agent: You that fella from Illinois"

2nd Agent: Beats Me!

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Quote: Jaggedone

I've just declared PMW Sir RT.HON member of the "Loony Gang" medal is winging its way to you, congrats from head Loony, JO, sorry I can't be there personally for your knighting.

Sir Skoob will take care of proceedings pissed as usual

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Ahh yes, quite, quite.

Appreciation and humble honorances back to you and those who feel that I have somehow deserved this distinguished and lauded award.

"Nurse! Do I get a sponge bath with that Lithium?"


PM

first Hooker: do you enjoy it better in the morning or evening?

2nd Hooker: PM....he's a late riser

PM

Yes this is exactly what I had in mind.

Password

"I enjoy El Producto cigars, do you like the packet?"

Counter Password

"I prefer young wine, fresh and flinty."

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Quote: P.M. Wortham

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Quote: victor nicholas

"The creek at night is no place for a fifty dollar cow."

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Doc, In the spirit of (what I think you were going for here) I offer the following....

"The twilight sky seems more blue after capital punishment became law in Texas"

Counter Password: "Yes, but not for the casket makers"


"Do you have a match? My El Producto is still wet from the rain and I'm having trouble keeping it lit"

Counter Password: "No, I prefer butane to the vile smell of sulfer and cheap cigars"


"Could you recommend a good doctor that could help me with this rash?"

Counter Password: "Aloe based lotions are found to be highly effective in most countries, in February, after a night of eating cabbage and cocktail sausages"

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"I say, are those the new Manolo Blahnik's with the rhinestone buckels?"

Counter Password: "No, just a super deal on some D&G's I got from Bloomies. Nice to meet you by the way, my name is Bob."

Ist: "The tadpoles aren't black this year."

2nd: "Neither is Tigger Wo..I mean, AhhhHHHHHHHH!"

"Excuse me, are you an economical prostitute?"

Counter password:

"Yes I am an acrobat fluent in nine languages."

1st agent:Et Tu Victor?

2nd Agent: No, three...and they didn't agree with me!

1st Agent: Quasimodo has slipped off the parapet...

2nd Agent: He survived by holding tightly on the bell-end

"A fine night for a walk isn't it?"

Counterpassword.

"Goats walk alone when the path is steep."

1st Agent: Ever Been in Pompeii?

2nd Agent: Dunno...may have slipped in onst or twiced...

1st Agent: Pompey Lil walks alone in darkness

2nd Agent: Tis a recalcitrant pirate Captain she seeks

1st Agent: It's on the tip of me tongue

2nd: Loose Lips Sink the Cook

1st: So anyway, this nun and a three legged, castrated, one eyed, Jack Russel Terrier named Lucky walk into a bar."

2nd: As Luck would have it, I own a bar. The Back Door Lounge. Come in the back.

First agent: Could you turn up the sound? This is my favorite program.

Second agent: When you adjust the volume, you make a Vole of You and ME.

First Agent: It is dark, short and bitter
Second Agent: So that's one espresso, anything else? A high calorie muffin perhaps?

Iain

1st Welsh Agent:- The silent sheep no longer frolic in the fields after sunset

Welshman:- You got the wrong man boyo. It's Jones the spy you should be talking to.