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A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder.

Man's penis removed from pipe

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Quote: queen mudder

A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder.

Man's penis removed from pipe

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QM: This was a common occurance on the Buggerall everytime Bosun Earl Grey
"Piped All Hands on Board"....it was the highlight of the day, and was used by Cpt. Morse to keep the crew sedated...Dr. Victor used whale blubber to grease the pipe, and no untoward misadventures were ever incurred....

I think onst the Cook, evil bastard, did substitute some preperation H...but that's another story for another chapter....

From the Cpts. Log (no pun intended)

OMG.
No wonder the article doesn't name the 'patient'.

Must have been a Spoofer.

It wasn't me.

What?

Nice one QM.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

It wasn't me.

What?

Nice one QM.

Regards

Skoob.

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...I'm getting a bit hazy....didn't the cook also handle all the 'Horn Piping' aboard?

Captain, Sir,

Twas not I. I had no part in any manner of piping.

Your obedient servant

The Cook.

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Quote: Skoob1999

It wasn't me.

Skoob.

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Of course it wasn't Skoob. He couldn't have gotten it stuck in a pipe. A straw, maybe, but not a pipe.

You can go off people J-Man

Regards

Skoob.

....I do remember it was MB who was put in charge of Piping the Admiral...

The Monkey aways Piped himself...his usual selfishness

I still remember the frenzied cry of the Bosun during the night
telling the lads....PIPE DOWN YOU WANKERS!

and then the Pissed off Pissgums with their usual way of ending one of their
tall tails....."There, (pointing at their crotches) put this in your Pipe and Smoke It!

OMG.

The power of The Spoof.

Some guy maybe read the Below Decks stuff and though to himself:

"Hello, I wonder if this works!"

Good thing women aren't equipped for such frivolities.

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Quote: queen mudder

OMG.

The power of The Spoof.

Some guy maybe read the Below Decks stuff and though to himself:

"Hello, I wonder if this works!"

Good thing women aren't equipped for such frivolities.

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QM: have noticed an 'up tick' in the mag views....with all the unemployment there is more of a tendancy for people to "do it themselves"...

Morse

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Quote: queen mudder

Good thing women aren't equipped for such frivolities.

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Carrots, cucumbers, vibrators, dildos.....the list is endless.

Women are equipped for this kind of thing, just in the opposite manner.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

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Quote: queen mudder

Good thing women aren't equipped for such frivolities.

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Carrots, cucumbers, vibrators, dildos.....the list is endless.

Women are equipped for this kind of thing, just in the opposite manner.

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....reverse plumbing according to Joe the Plumber.....

According to Roto Router, "we deal with this kind of obstruction more than you think!"

You want to look close at anyone who tells you they're a 'strict vegetarian' on the first date.....unless you're carrying a rutabaga in your boxers....!

PS: for those of you still waiting for the end of the year residual spoof checks,
Mark confirmed what most of us already know:

"It's in the Pipe Line...."

Captn

New spoof members wish to be piped aboard.

Regular procedure sir?

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Quote: victor nicholas

Captn

New spoof members wish to be piped aboard.

Regular procedure sir?

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..just tell the newbies to drop 'em and say 'Ta Ta,' Then Cough!

PS: the replacement gloves have been lost in shipment...carry on the best you can, Skoob's got some extra gloves in the Kitchen he uses during food processing....give 'em back when your done, that's all we axe!

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