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Again my bro sent me this too that I thought I'd share with you all - Enjoy



Men Are Just Happier People.

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A ten-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.


Your underwear is $8.95for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it

You can do more than one thing while standing at the sink shaving.

...you can cook a complete gourmet dinner, set the table, clean up the entire kitchen, and serve the meal before she decides on the right place mats....

Lesbian.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Lesbian.

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...just a survivalist....

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Lesbian.

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If being a lesbian means that you like looking at girls, sleeping with girls, and dream about girls....then I guess that means that most men are lesbians.

Let me get this straight. Does being a lesbian mean you're a vagitarian?

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Quote: Bargis Tryhol

Let me get this straight. Does being a lesbian mean you're a vagitarian?

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....no, just that you're still mourning the loss of Bob Ross.....

Oh one thing you forgot...

When a man has kids, at least the Mom can say, "he has his father's brains because I still have mine!"

Kudos to the post though!

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Quote: Bargis Tryhol

Let me get this straight. Does being a lesbian mean you're a vagitarian?

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I'd love to be a hot Lesbian, PUSSY GALORE!

The world is your urinal.

Classic... with a follow up story.

Took my 3 year old son with me on a couple of guy trips to a buddy's cabin in the north woods. We slept in, we ate lots of pancakes, saw wild turkeys, and hiked all around the standing forest.

At one point he had to "go". I showed him how to stand away from the group and let it fly. "It's OK when you're outdoors in the middle of nowhere", I said.

Later that summer at a family reunion, in full picnic mode at a community park, he was playing on a climbing, rope ladder, slide thingy with about 30 other kids. At one point he reaches the bottom of the slide, turns away from it and drops his pants.

Now, he did it right, mind you, with one hand on the hip and one hand directing the flow. Mrs PM yedded out in Horror as if that would stop the incident. He just replied with self-assurance, "What? I'm almost done."

Everything would have been fine if she had not yelled, but everyone in the picnic area now knew who the kid belonged to.

That's my boy.

Now you can teach him how to write his name longhand.