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Skoob1999
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Posted: 28 Dec 09 00:33
Dear Mikey,

Please come back to life. We really need you.

The world would have stopped turning if not for 'Billie Jean' and 'Earthsong'

The thing is, I contribute to a website and it's being flamed by somebody who bores the arse off us all and just keeps twatting on and on ad infinitum.

Please tell him that 'This Is It'

And that Ben was a rat, and that SFO was one of the gang members in the 'Beat It' video.

And that some people should just wave a white flag.

Because, principally, they call other significantly more talented individuals 'cowards'

Michael, please help.

I promise I'll let you babysit.

Skoob Oopy Doo.


 
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