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Bargis Tryhol
The Tripod |
She was so ugly that woman made an onion cry!
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I thought she was okay really.
By the way: What are gentle warts? Skooby Dooby Doo |
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Bargis Tryhol
The Tripod |
Well, she was so ugly they filmed 'Gorillas in the Mist' in her shower!
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Must have had the camera trained on her fanny.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yeah? Well, her friend was so ugly I "onion fucked" her. (That means I pulled her dress up over her head and tied it off with some rope) |
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Bargis Tryhol
The Tripod |
She was so ugly her birth certificate had a letter apology letter attached from the condom factory!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
She's so ugly, if she shaved her ass and walked around backwards, you could barely tell the difference!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
She's so ugly, when she was a baby, her mommy had to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
BTW
Just in case somebody wants to give me a hard time for making fun of ugly people, I'm allowed because I'M ugly. But not as ugly as my mom! She's so ugly, my dad had to have her artificially inseminated! |
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Bargis Tryhol
The Tripod |
LOL
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Bargis Tryhol
The Tripod |
Why, she's so ugly even the Elephant Man paid to see her!
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Bargis Tryhol
The Tripod |
Shit, that woman so ugly they even moved Halloween to her birthday!
Know what? She so ugly she now Trick or Treat by phone! |
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Lynton
Writer |
She so ugly when she was born the doc tried stuffing her back up her mom's ass
She's so ugly the doc slapped her ma She was so ugly he ma fed her with a catapult |
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Bargis Tryhol
The Tripod |
Why she so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons!
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
And "Beneath the Planet of the Apes" in her basement. |
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Lynton
Writer |
she was so ugly she had to use mail order dentistry
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
She was so ugly as a child that when she played in the sandbox, the cat buried her!
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Bargis Tryhol
The Tripod |
She so ugly, the last time I saw her she had a hook in her mouth!
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
She was so ugly, Picasso thought he couldn't do her justice.
Iain |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
She was so ugly I put a bag over my own head.
Skoob. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
She was so ugly she'd only ever been done doggy style.
Skoob. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
She was so ugly I had to look up when she gave me head.
Skoob. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
She was so ugly I thought she'd been using napalm as a cosmetic.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
She was so ugly that Quasimodo and the Elephant Man turned her down.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
She was so ugly she couldn't even find a date in a cookie.
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