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Skoob1999
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Skoob1999

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Posted: 26 Dec 09 06:46
To all Spoofers.

All the best.

Alexandria177
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Posted: 26 Dec 09 07:07
Thank you, Skoob. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you, too.

Lynton
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Posted: 26 Dec 09 10:55
Merry Christmas to the three of us an all the others who join in!

Morse
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Posted: 26 Dec 09 11:11



.....hey, who's that jingling their balls....someone's trying to sleep HERE!

Bring on the New Year....can't be any worse that the last!

Good thing we're surrounded by good spoof friends...

What will be the hottest story on Jan. 1, 2010.....???


Cheers,

Morse





Lynton
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Posted: 26 Dec 09 12:17 - Edited By: Lynton, 26 Dec 09 12:18
Jan 1 2010 - Tiger Woods dies after flogging from spoofers - Will be buried next to Michael Jackson and Brittany Murphy.Nude Chery Cole to be chief mourner.




Quote: Morse



What will be the hottest story on Jan. 1, 2010.....???


Cheers,

Morse


Morse
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Posted: 26 Dec 09 13:09

Quote: Lynton

Jan 1 2010 - Tiger Woods dies after flogging from spoofers - Will be buried next to Michael Jackson and Brittany Murphy.Nude Chery Cole to be chief mourner.




Quote: Morse



What will be the hottest story on Jan. 1, 2010.....???


Cheers,

Morse




.....Obama inherits Tiger's Putter....Michelle goes Ape Shit!

Michelle mesmorized after looking "into the Eye of the Tiger"....

Dazed and Confused Tiger Woods found NAKED in Pancake House Dumpster

Tiger to Spoof: Hey, can't I have a little RESPECT here....

GUESS NOT!

Morse



Bargis Tryhol
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Posted: 26 Dec 09 13:32
Best 2101 Headline?

Misogynist Convention Gets Out of Hand With Introduction of Marquess of Queensberry rules.

Lynton
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Posted: 26 Dec 09 15:41
Trust them to spoil the fun eh? I was winning on points in an argument wth the missus then a referee knocked at the door.



Quote: Bargis Tryhol

Best 2101 Headline?

Misogynist Convention Gets Out of Hand With Introduction of Marquess of Queensberry rules.


Skoob1999
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Posted: 26 Dec 09 15:47
Hey Lynton

Any tips?

My Mrs batters me senseless at everything.

Regards

Skoob.

Lynton
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Posted: 26 Dec 09 16:23
Buy her a deep fat fryer

victor nicholas
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Posted: 26 Dec 09 17:38

Use beer banter.



Quote: Skoob1999

Hey Lynton

Any tips?

My Mrs batters me senseless at everything.

Regards

Skoob.


Skoob1999
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Posted: 26 Dec 09 17:45
Only Fools And Horses

Wouldn't be Christmas without Del Boy and Rodney.

Lynton
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Posted: 26 Dec 09 18:10
Hi Vic I thought you might have been unconscious under a snowdrift somewhere - interestig threads today and a new writer - On Christmas day too - logged on specially to contribute to the forum. We have yet to witness their prowess though

Skoob over here on what is loosely called "BBC entertainment" they have repeated all episode of OFAH three times this year.
It's a strange channel which whenever one switches it on the weakest link seems to be showing. I emailed the beeb once complaining about it once they replied that people liked their superb channel because it helped them learn English. I replied to them it must be extremely useful for foreigners to watch east enders three times a day. lso that customs officers wouldn't be impresse"luverly jubbly mate" but would just search anyone who said it.

Bloke at the beeb didn't reply



victor nicholas
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Posted: 26 Dec 09 18:15 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 26 Dec 09 18:16
Don't worry Lynton, I've got the gear.

Just finished using my Toro snowblower with the American flag on it, Sunderland is on the tube.

Got an Obama Chia Pet for Christmas, how about you?

Seasons Greetings




Quote: Lynton

Hi Vic I thought you might have been unconscious under a snowdrift somewhere - interestig threads today and a new writer - On Christmas day too - logged on specially to contribute to the forum. We have yet to witness their prowess though

Skoob over here on what is loosely called "BBC entertainment" they have repeated all episode of OFAH three times this year.
It's a strange channel which whenever one switches it on the weakest link seems to be showing. I emailed the beeb once complaining about it once they replied that people liked their superb channel because it helped them learn English. I replied to them it must be extremely useful for foreigners to watch east enders three times a day. lso that customs officers wouldn't be impresse"luverly jubbly mate" but would just search anyone who said it.

Bloke at the beeb didn't reply


Lynton
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Posted: 26 Dec 09 19:23
I have to hand it to my family they hit the nail on the head - no socks for once.

My bro gave me a zodiac mug! It said

"An extremely quick mind, no challenge too difficult, you make lasting friendships and don't like to be crossed"

and it was the right sign!

emrldpeeps
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Posted: 27 Dec 09 05:29

Quote: victor nicholas

Don't worry Lynton, I've got the gear.

Just finished using my Toro snowblower with the American flag on it, Sunderland is on the tube.

Got an Obama Chia Pet for Christmas, how about you?

Seasons Greetings




Quote: Lynton

Hi Vic I thought you might have been unconscious under a snowdrift somewhere - interestig threads today and a new writer - On Christmas day too - logged on specially to contribute to the forum. We have yet to witness their prowess though

Skoob over here on what is loosely called "BBC entertainment" they have repeated all episode of OFAH three times this year.
It's a strange channel which whenever one switches it on the weakest link seems to be showing. I emailed the beeb once complaining about it once they replied that people liked their superb channel because it helped them learn English. I replied to them it must be extremely useful for foreigners to watch east enders three times a day. lso that customs officers wouldn't be impresse"luverly jubbly mate" but would just search anyone who said it.

Bloke at the beeb didn't reply


I'm sorry to have posted on your religious holiday being Jewish I don't celebrate Christmas it was very disrespectful on my part. I am so sorry. EP


 
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