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Skoob1999
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Posted: 26 Dec 09 05:47
Just an off the cuff thought for fellow Spoofers.

How good is Christmas?

I'm a Christian and a believer, but at Christmas it doesn't matter how much you eat or drink, or what time you go to bed.

I spent the day just with the wife. It was brilliant! We rowed a bit about music, but then we always do.

But spoke to family on the phone - we'll go to see some of them today - and spoke to a couple of the Spoof's top boys on the phone too. Just to have that break from long working hours is brilliant. To be able to please yourself is excellent too.

I salute you all.

A bit bladdered, but relatively sober.

Regards

Skoob.


Lynton
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Posted: 26 Dec 09 11:01
Yep

1. I didn't have to call sheds are us

2. I saw somebody smile with a pleasure I never thought I'd see again

Morse
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Posted: 26 Dec 09 13:15


Skoob: cold rainy night, fireplace glowing, phone calls from friends, candlelight dinner, vacuumed up almost all the dog hair with the Dyson,
and nostalgic tunes on the stereo....

WTF.....I'll never be able To Spoof again.....!

Morse

Bargis Tryhol
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Posted: 26 Dec 09 13:29
A Dyson, possibily the best UK invention since the jet engine!

queen mudder
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Registered: 26 May 04

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Posted: 26 Dec 09 13:37
The Dyson hand-pumps are still UK spermbank most valued fertility aids...and no 'doghairs' clogging up the apparatus

Lynton
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Posted: 26 Dec 09 13:43
qm back with a vengeance and no hangover it seems

Did you have a good time qm?

I left you a recipe for the vegetarians hope you got tie to attend to them


 
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