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Dude.

Seriously.

Can't feature you as a bouncer at one of the Spoof Clubs with that look.

C'mon. Really.

Who is going to be afraid of an enaciated, scruffy, 90 pound curmudgeon with grey hair and no teeth.

Bulk up.

Get back on the Mega-Men program, with a few Weider 1000 calorie protein shakes between meals. Pump that iron, work the lats, tri's, bi's, delts.

You can do it.

I'll spot you.

That what happens when you go off the juice.

Always enjoy your news of the world Jimbo.

I'm off the sauce.

Sorry, that wasn't the question was it. Well I've been "working" on a "project" for a while. I like to work at least one month a year. Makes me feel rather useful to society.

Anyway, to cut a long story short I... sorry I've forgotten what I was saying here. Stopping the drink hasn't helped my short term memory a bit.

I only just noticed this thread.

Like a choirboy in the 70's left alone with the priest, I'm touched. Deeply.

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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

I'm off the sauce.

Sorry, that wasn't the question was it. Well I've been "working" on a "project" for a while. I like to work at least one month a year. Makes me feel rather useful to society.

Anyway, to cut a long story short I... sorry I've forgotten what I was saying here. Stopping the drink hasn't helped my short term memory a bit.

I only just noticed this thread.

Like a choirboy in the 70's left alone with the priest, I'm touched. Deeply.

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Dude,

I miss the former bulked up icon. It was the basis for placing you as a bouncer in a mag series. But I'm not gay.

PM

I miss the former bulked up icon. It was the basis for placing you as a bouncer in a mag series. But I'm not gay.

You liked his curves though

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Quote: Jaggedone

I miss the former bulked up icon... But I'm not gay.

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Are you absolutely sure? Take the test!

Go on! You know you want to!

Huh.

I guess I'm gay. Why am I always the last to know these things?

Thank you, Monkey Woods. I had no idea until I took your quiz that I'm a screaming flamer.*

Wanna see my etchings sometime?


*That means blatantly homosexual in American. It has nothing to do with yelling out derogatory remarks. I just wanted to make that clear so no one gets their feelings hurt.

Hard

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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Hard

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Dude. Much better.

I'm pretty sure Mrs PM doesn't like it when I date, or that I might consider pitching for the other team... but you are a stud. On second thought... pretty sure I don't like sausage, but the Icon is pretty cool.

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Quote: Madame Bitters

Thank you, Monkey Woods. I had no idea until I took your quiz that I'm a screaming flamer.*

Wanna see my etchings sometime?

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Nah, it's OK. Your etchings are probably shit.

I guess my quiz was primarily for men to take. I didn't consider the women. Typical!.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

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Quote: Jaggedone

I miss the former bulked up icon... But I'm not gay.

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Are you absolutely sure? Take the test!

Go on! You know you want to!

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I refuse to participate in anything that could be contrary to my natural inclinations.

Now kiss my arse BITCH!