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Is Victor the Sly Boots?

My gynaecologist 'abused me on the examination table', patient claims
By DAILY MAIL REPORTER
Last updated at 11:27 AM on 16th December 2009

A gynaecologist gave a patient a 'leg-buckling orgasm' on the examination table as a nurse stood just feet away, a court has been told.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1236178/My-gynaecologist-abused-examination-table-patient-claims.html#ixzz0Zr6184Iu

You know morse I had it in front of me already OMG who is she fooling? Oh dear dear dear the spoof will be red hot with activity today.

She was pissed, he said he was only giving her a Christmas present! But if her legs buckled was she standing up ready to shake hands and leave?

Causes more trouble than enough, not wonder the Africans cut them off!

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Quote: Morse

Is Victor the Sly Boots?

My gynaecologist 'abused me on the examination table', patient claims
By DAILY MAIL REPORTER
Last updated at 11:27 AM on 16th December 2009

A gynaecologist gave a patient a 'leg-buckling orgasm' on the examination table as a nurse stood just feet away, a court has been told.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1236178/My-gynaecologist-abused-examination-table-patient-claims.html#ixzz0Zr6184Iu

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Lynton: Doc Victor has a certain way about him, on the Buggerall he was the ships doctor, and many of the crew had their legs buckle during short arm inspection after shore leave....but come to think of it, might have something to do with his attending nurse who shall remain namless as she occasionally writes here....

Does anyone know if this doctor makes prison calls?

....after his recent bicycle crash at 2.30 am when he was found barefoot and snoring in his driveway, additional patients are coming out of the woodwork...

yet another today:

Car Crash Injury Leaves Woman Constantly Craving Sex
Tuesday, December 15, 2009

When Joleen Baughman damaged a nerve in her pelvis two years ago in a car accident, she never imagined the outcome would leave her constantly craving sex.

But the 39-year-old mother of two now suffers from restless genital syndrome, which is also known as persistent sexual arousal syndrome, because of the damaged nerve, the Daily Telegraph reported.

Any type of movement - vacuuming, bending over or walking - can leave the New Mexico resident feeling so aroused, "it's embarrassing and it's impossible to concentrate."

A woman who still vacuums? And Bends Over?

Doc, you've still got the magic touch!!!!

Proud to be your Captain!

Morse/retired but still doing the vacuuming....

Well the last one who had that problem found her soul mate with the Bonobos in Zaire

of course even a great doc misses a diagnosis once in a while...that's why they have mal practice insurance:


N.C. Woman Lay Dead in Bed for 8 Months Despite Daily Visits
Wednesday, December 16, 2009

WILMINGTON, N.C. - The body of an elderly woman remained in her bed for up to eight months even though caretakers paid daily visits to the house and kept it tidy, authorities said Wednesday.

Sheriff's deputies were investigating the suspicious death of Blanche Matilda Roth after the corpse was found in her suburban home in Wilmington, on the Atlantic coast, on Tuesday following a call to 911.

Following up the story a spoof writer interviewed her husband who said
after 30 years of marriage "I dunno, she seemed fine...dinnit note any difference from day to day.....I'm gobsmacked!"

Cap

Please tell me that's a joke...

Please.

Regards

The Cook.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Cap

Please tell me that's a joke...

Please.

Regards

The Cook.

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Skoob: all true, except for the interview where I took some poetic license...is that a segue, no pun intended...the news is full of Doc Nicholas stories...

and yet, in all his brevity he has not yet made a 'brief' appearance on this site...up to his armpits in his work????

Victor Nicholas....The Pubic Option Debate Continues.....

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Quote: Geneva Slim

Does anyone know if this doctor makes prison calls?

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Careful Slim, you're in driving distance.

Go Bears!

Hi Doc! Bout Time!

Ok now cough!

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Quote: victor nicholas

Ok now cough!

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...whoa! I know it's cold up there...but could you please warm up that finger before you start work....!

Hello I'm back.

What's that naked Turkish wrestler doing with you Morse?

I think I'll leave for a few minutes.

Here's a sample bottle.

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Quote: victor nicholas

Ok now cough!

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I once coughed and imagined how a transvestite felt

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Quote: victor nicholas

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Quote: Geneva Slim

Does anyone know if this doctor makes prison calls?

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Careful Slim, you're in driving distance.

Go Bears!

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Hi, Victor -

Of whom?

Remember, drivin' here doesn't mean gettin' in!

And you didn't specify where the Bears can go. To hell would be my current suggestion.

Yours -
G. Slim
Cellblock 69

Turks, sample bottle?.....another RX from the Doc:

Study: Mad Honey Sex Stimulant Sending Men to ER With Food Poisoning


People hoping to boost their sex lives with the help of "mad" honey may find themselves in the emergency room instead, according to a new report.

The honey, produced from the nectar of a particular rhododendron species, has long been linked to food poisoning, with most of the documented cases seen in Turkey. In the country's Black Sea region, mad honey is used as an alternative medicine for gastrointestinal problems and, more often, as a sexual stimulant.

*Please note, the FDA still don't have definitive answers on the effects of
Daffadil Nectar....Skoob be warned....