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In the spirit of equality, I've started a thread about lies women tell to men, such as......

"Of course it's yours"

"I don't mind if you go out with your buddies"

"I love watching football"

"I've never faked it"

I think your mate steve is fun too


Can't stand Harry

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Quote: Madame Bitters

In the spirit of equality, I've started a thread about lies women tell to men, such as......

"Of course it's yours"

"I don't mind if you go out with your buddies"

"I love watching football"

"I've never faked it"

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Hmmm.... How about lies with translation:

"Baby, give it to me" Really means she's tired of riding the horse and just wants you to finish so she can get off and do her nails.

"No, its OK, I'll just order salad" Really means, "I'm feeling a little bit bloated today but if you say anything more about it, I'll chew your nose off."

"Aw, what a thoughtful gift from a really good guy", Really means, "I like you as a friend and I'm never going to sleep with you, but the whole 'gift thing' is something you can keep doing."

"I brought a toy for us to try tonight!", Really means, "You couldn't find the little boatman with a map and a flashlight, and I need the help of a couple of AA batteries to get the job done".

"Why do't you roll over so I can Snuggle up behind you", Really means.... "You snore like a water buffalo and I'd rather do it in your ear, then you doing it in mine."


<snif> Bad memories, all.


Good Thread!

"Well you can't have got it off me!"

"It doesn't matter, we can try again tomorrow."

"There's nothing on I want to watch."

"It's a cuddly teddy bear tummy, I like it, I do."

"What? Oh, just two, I'm quite inexperienced."

Iain

"I have a headache!"

"You're still a handsome man dear."

"I like beer bellies, they're cute."

"You're so intelligent..."

"You make me laugh..."

"But the funniest guy I ever met was a guy named Dave from Coventry..."

"Mind you, he wasn't as funny as you..."

"Wow! You've still got it..."

"I really don't mind your farting..."

"Even in church..."

"I couldn't fancy that Russell Brand at any price..."

Regards

Skoob.

'You're soooooo big!'
'I never tried this before'
'Will you think I'm a slut in the morning?'
'My Mom was a great cook!'
'Yes, I'm still technically a virgin!'
'I know. I know. But dear, some women do have their period three times a month!'
'I've never been bitchy during my pre-menstrual cycle!'
'The last guy that did it like that wasn't as good as you'

"I do"

Truly funny Birbee!

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Quote: victor nicholas

Truly funny Birbee!

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even up to VC standards that one, superb!

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Quote: birbee

"I do"

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....but I can't promise I will after we're married....

don't look at my mother like that....she really was quite good looking when she was my age......