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birbee
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Posted: 12 Dec 09 01:37
Every day is better than the last...........

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 12 Dec 09 07:04 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 12 Dec 09 07:04
......because on the last day, all Hell's going to break loose!


And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts,
And I looked and behold: a pale horse.
And his name, that sat on him, was Death.
And Hell followed with him........


Skoob1999
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Posted: 14 Dec 09 00:14

Quote: birbee

Every day is better than the last...........


No, no birbee my friend.

There was a day in 1992, and one day in May in 1999, and another day in May in 2007.

One day in November in 2005 was rather good too.

Apart from that, you're probably right

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Skoob.

victor nicholas
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Posted: 14 Dec 09 00:26
10 a.m. is the best time of the day.

With the sun shining and the dew burned off.

A bright new day!

Morse
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Posted: 14 Dec 09 02:11


5:30 pm in the tropics...cool ocean breeze, sand in your toes...

drinks all around!



victor nicholas
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Posted: 14 Dec 09 03:02
Cheers!

victor nicholas
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Posted: 14 Dec 09 03:02 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 14 Dec 09 03:17
Notice my tag line has changed now folks, thanks to Mark!

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 14 Dec 09 12:56

Quote: victor nicholas

Notice my tag line has changed now folks, thanks to Mark!


Haha! I love it!

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 14 Dec 09 14:24

Quote: victor nicholas

Notice my tag line has changed now folks, thanks to Mark!





Whats up Doc?

Sorry victor I couldn't resist, won't happen again.

Philbert

Skoob1999
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Posted: 14 Dec 09 14:56
Doc

You'll always be the Doc since 'Below Decks'

Finest gynaecologist I ever came across.

Metaphorically speaking

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Skoob.

Morse
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Posted: 14 Dec 09 16:16
....remember when Pissgums first met him and thought he was a cop....

that 'up against the wall and spread 'em' was really misconstrued....

the fickle finger of fate earned his grog on that trip....

but as in everything he does, he was mercifully brief...


"there, this won't hurt...did it?"

Morse

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Posted: 14 Dec 09 17:11
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Below Decks 2?

Just a thought...

Skoob

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Posted: 14 Dec 09 19:20

Quote: victor nicholas

Notice my tag line has changed now folks, thanks to Mark!


Doc Martens bovver boots, aaahh those were the days!

P.M. Wortham
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Posted: 14 Dec 09 20:31

Quote: Morse

....remember when Pissgums first met him and thought he was a cop....

that 'up against the wall and spread 'em' was really misconstrued....

the fickle finger of fate earned his grog on that trip....

but as in everything he does, he was mercifully brief...


"there, this won't hurt...did it?"

Morse




Just a guess here, but would you happen to be a super huge fan of Rowan and Martin's Laugh In?

I loved that show... er... when my parents would let me watch it. Artie Johnson getting bludgeoned by Ruth Buzzie's purse every week.... classic.

That and the proverbial Fickle Finger of Fate Award....

Skoob1999
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Posted: 14 Dec 09 21:23
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He'll probably go mad at me for divulging this, but Abel Rodriguez, my esteemed Texan friend had some lines used by the 'Laugh In' team.

More of a Monty Python chap myself, but Goldie Hawn was cute.

Regards

Skoob.

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Posted: 15 Dec 09 13:49

Quote: Skoob1999

PM

He'll probably go mad at me for divulging this, but Abel Rodriguez, my esteemed Texan friend had some lines used by the 'Laugh In' team.

More of a Monty Python chap myself, but Goldie Hawn was cute.

Regards

Skoob.



Ahh. good chap.

I turned my teenage daughters onto Python. Now and then they will still respond "NEE" when asked to do something they don't want to. Mr. Creosote? The absolute only time in a movie theater where I doubled over in my seat, in tears. It took minutes to catch my breath.


 
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