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queen mudder
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Posted: 9 Dec 09 12:50
The cattle are lowing...

Moses, who has been hailed as a "holy cow", was born last week at a dairy farm in Sterling, Connecticut, a small rustic town on the Rhode Island border.
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His owner, Brad Davis, told WFSB-TV he thought the marking may be a message from above, though he is still trying to work out what that message might be.

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Posted: 9 Dec 09 13:14

Quote: queen mudder

...the marking may be a message from above, though he is still trying to work out what that message might be.




a). "Do not slaughter me!!"

b). "Slaughter me!"

c). "You have been chosen to transcribe a new Hindu-Christian bible."

d). Scottish sheep lobbyists influenced King James - it was actually the Calf of God, not the Lamb of God.

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Posted: 11 Dec 09 03:26
It's part of a gentic engineering experiment to make life easier for illegal packing plant workers: Come slaughter time this is where you put the bullet.

The second part of the experiment, putting the outline of the actual beef cuts on the cow's hide should look something like this.



IainB
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Posted: 11 Dec 09 08:29
There should be a dotted line all around that cow, labelled "Mince".

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Posted: 15 Dec 09 03:28

Quote: queen mudder

The cattle are lowing...

Moses, who has been hailed as a "holy cow", was born last week at a dairy farm in Sterling, Connecticut, a small rustic town on the Rhode Island border.
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His owner, Brad Davis, told WFSB-TV he thought the marking may be a message from above, though he is still trying to work out what that message might be.

Who, Moo?


Kind of looks like a friendly Charles Manson.


 
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