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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The cattle are lowing...
Moses, who has been hailed as a "holy cow", was born last week at a dairy farm in Sterling, Connecticut, a small rustic town on the Rhode Island border. ------------------ His owner, Brad Davis, told WFSB-TV he thought the marking may be a message from above, though he is still trying to work out what that message might be. Who, Moo? |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
a). "Do not slaughter me!!" b). "Slaughter me!" c). "You have been chosen to transcribe a new Hindu-Christian bible." d). Scottish sheep lobbyists influenced King James - it was actually the Calf of God, not the Lamb of God. |
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Adam Click
It got worse... Registered: 6 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's part of a gentic engineering experiment to make life easier for illegal packing plant workers: Come slaughter time this is where you put the bullet.
The second part of the experiment, putting the outline of the actual beef cuts on the cow's hide should look something like this. |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
There should be a dotted line all around that cow, labelled "Mince".
Iain |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Kind of looks like a friendly Charles Manson. |
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