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Dear Sir Rt Hon, Lord, Mark Lowton (grovel, grovel) I recently wrote a super Footy classic, theme England World Cup 2010.

On my writers desk its status is PUBLISHED, unfortunately I haven't spotted it circulating and my mega-global following (my manky cat, dead gold-fish, WAN-KIN-DIK and flee bitten Daschund) are protesting to me!

Please confirm if you have junked it or will it soon become a Spoof masterpiece?

Very tongue up my BUTT, JO

Yours Sincerely (my ARSE)

Sorry, JO. We had a meeting about it, and the reality was, that it just didn't come up to TheSpoof.com's very high literary standards.

You may appeal against our decision, but it won't make a blind bit of difference, my Manchester United-loving ingrate friend.

If you re-submit it, you will be castrated, if you haven't been already castrated, which you probably have.

Merry Christmas to you and your family over there in wherever-it-is-you-live.

And a Happy New Year for your trouble.

Love and best wishes,

Michael Woods, 46

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Sorry, JO. We had a meeting about it, and the reality was, that it just didn't come up to TheSpoof.com's very high literary standards.

You may appeal against our decision, but it won't make a blind bit of difference, my Manchester United-loving ingrate friend.

If you re-submit it, you will be castrated, if you haven't been already castrated, which you probably have.

Merry Christmas to you and your family over there in wherever-it-is-you-live.

And a Happy New Year for your trouble.

Love and best wishes,

Michael Woods, 46

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To Mr M. Woods, (any relation to T.Woods, if yes take your 9 iron and put it somewhere between your thighs) Thanks for your confidence boosting reply, actually I will re-submit it and hopefully our Rt. Hon Editor wil not fall asleep whilst full-moon appears.

As you wish.

I'll give it 50 stars for your perseverance.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

As you wish.

I'll give it 50 stars for your perseverance.

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Thanks Monks, it's in Magazine BTW.

I actually received a personal message and apology from our Lord and Saviour, whatever next!

I believe our teams meet twice in a month soon. Be careful with us; we're fragile right now.