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Simon Cowell's on TV again. Do you?

Q: Trivia Question 4 Go down the pub 50% Log onto the internet 0% Kick the cat 0% Drink more beer 50% Watch the show 0% There have been 2 responses to this poll

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Quote: Skoob1999

Simon Cowell's on TV again. Do you?

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Tell him to get off the television set, because the weight of his swelled head might crush the thing (and he's sitting on the remote).

Simon who???

Seriously though, you would think that a man with untold fortune would have a decent haircut and not that awful centre parting he has.

(No offence to any spoofers with similar haircuts, but this could be the nudge you needed...............)

I've nothing against Simon Cowell.

And I'd like to keep it that way.

He's on my list of people I'd like to hit.

It's only him, Rupert Murdoch and Ken Dodd.

Actually, I can cross Dodd off that list now.

I'd log onto the internet, find the nearest pub with a broken TV (just in case), kick the neighbours cat (which craps on my lawn), and go down the pub to drink more beer, or moor beer if they've none of the other.

Then I'd come home, log onto internet, and answer a question about my evening.

Iain

Much better question Skoob as many answers as you like to this one.

I watch sit and wonder what those high waisted trousers are hiding in terms of surgical appliances

You'd think that, with all the money this blowhard makes, he could buy a shirt with buttons.

Just thinking that J-man.

WHO?