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For fucks sake, someone explain to me when it was that vampires became sexy, something that otherwise normal adolescents wanted to become.

Fuckin faggo Cruise and Pitt sucking each other was bad enough, now you can't walk down the friggin street in Bumfuck, WV without running into a shit load of em.

OK, Vampire chicks with big tits on TV--that I like. Having some malnourished fucking male follow me around in a tee shirt that read, "Suck Me, I'm Positive" is a drag.

I mean, think about it...there's about one thing on my body I want sucked, and I don't want no guy doing it (and unfortunately I can't afford a hooker).

Where was I?

Oh, yeah, shit, when I was a kid, vampires scared the living shit out of me. When I saw Bela Lugosi, I shit my knee pants. In retrospect, that dude must have had tons of money to even get close to a woman.

What's happening to the younger generation, anyway! (Didn't my father ask that question a lot back in the day)?

All this blood sucking is getting us nowhere.

Fuck em all and let God sort em out.

It's this Twilight thing Frankie.

The movies with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, 'Twilight' and its sequel. 'New Moon.'

Pattinson looks about as scary as a kitten, and Stewart looks about twelve years old.

It's a teen thing. And the movies suck.

To answer your other question:

No I didn't call you last night. Are you still available on the number I have for you? Haven't called because I wasn't sure you'd be there. Emailed a few times. Let me know how to reach you. Be nice to chat again.

Your Limey Buddy

Skoob.

fj: the blood suckers are everywhere....they call it class action suits
advertise on tv and have 800 numbers...

i hear qm is advertising for spoof addicted writers who caught swine flu
on the site in the last fortnight...

morse

Cap

I hope that's not a veiled dig at me.

I will set Pompey Lil on you.

And no mistake Governor.

Got your number

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Cap

I hope that's not a veiled dig at me.

I will set Pompey Lil on you.

And no mistake Governor.

Got your number

Skoob.

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f*******empty promises as usual....back to the galley you SWINE!

cap

Cap

This galley's a mess.

It really needs a bloody good clean.

I found a mouldy old leg of lamb in the freezer that looked suspiciously human, and bore a tattoo stating 'Portsmouth FC - FA Cup Winners 1939' in faded and blurred Indian ink.

I ask you:

"Is this any way to run a pirate ship?"

I knock the leg up into a nice casserole. But I expect better than this

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Cap

This galley's a mess.

It really needs a bloody good clean.

I found a mouldy old leg of lamb in the freezer that looked suspiciously human, and bore a tattoo stating 'Portsmouth FC - FA Cup Winners 1939' in faded and blurred Indian ink.

I ask you:

"Is this any way to run a pirate ship?"

I knock the leg up into a nice casserole. But I expect better than this

Regards

Skoob.

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marinate it....found a piece of ass in the freezer a while back....

soy sauce and mango chutney with a touch of banana puree did wonders...

slow cooker helps too...and stella...lots of stella...

bear willsend you a pix from the beach tomorrow...he's been carrying a 6 pac around all after noon...

morse

Cap

An undisclosed source once informed me that all your "pieces of ass" come out of the freezer. Mind you, I don't believe a word of it. They also said your real name is Dahmer. That sealed the deal for me.

They were obviously lying.

They were just trying to take the pee out of a poor old British Gentleman who's a sensitive soul at heart. And vulnerable.

The dirty filthy lying bastards!

Regards

Skoob.