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victor nicholas
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How will Tiger come out on top.
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
He was due to endorse a driving School.... I guess that, like him, is out of the window.
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Bargis Tryhol
The Tripod |
I guess the next time he pulls a driver out of his golf bag it will have a speed limiter on it.
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Bargis Tryhol
The Tripod |
Since I live outside Orlando, the local press is really on this heavy.
It seems Woods and his old lady were having a battle royal over the National Inquirer story about the floozy Wood's was supposedly dicking in NYC and Vegas. It came to a head on Thursday evening when Woods stormed out of his home after 2AM. His wife gets even madder when Woods leaves, rushes out in her jammies with a gold club and starts to wail on his Cadillac Escalade with it. Blows out two rear windows and causes Woods to swerve into a hydrant them a tree. Personally, I've met Tiger and his wife at several functions and I like him. He's very conservative and very real. You'll not meet a more generous man. His Dad was a decorated US Army Special Forces officer career man. I'm not really sure there's much of a story here other than a party girl in NYC and a sleazy tabloid looking to sell a story. The guy really deserves his privacy on this one. My opinion anyway. Really can't understand why we have to destroy allour 'heroes' and glamorize people like Kayne West, Michael Jackson, and Adam Lambert. BT |
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Morse
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lesson learned: never leave a loaded club around the house....
and don't get caught trying to improve your lie...2 shot penalty... morse |
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Mark is asleep it seems so here it is in person Tiger! Tiger! Driving right Along the driveways of the night, What immortal hand or eye Drove you off the road and why? And what distant row inside Lit the fire of thine eyes? And what argument inspire The hand that dare seize keys and car? And what woman, and what art, Could twist the sinews of thy heart? What hopes of Nike and Gatorade, At foot of tree and hydrant laid? With the golf club with the chain? Dread desire to smash your brain? Your head her anvil. Bloody thirst. Should she break the window first? Did she then throw down her spears, And water heaven with her tears, Did she smile his work to see The twisted metal 'neath the tree? Tiger! Tiger! burning bright In the forests of the night, His immortal hand or hers? Frankly then, who fucking cares?
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