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Morse
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Posted: 1 Dec 09 00:00
is the spoof to blame?

just axin'

morse

Skoob1999
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Posted: 1 Dec 09 00:23
Don't axe Cap. Never axe.

Arsk, it worked for Dick van Dyke.

Seems he 'arsked' Mary blimmin' Poppins for a leg over.

And she said yes!

If you don't know, just arsk.

Never axe.

That's Lizzie Borden territory.

Remember:

Arsk - good.

Axe - Not good.

Regards

Skoob.

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 1 Dec 09 01:05
"yes, we have no bananas!"

But, Kumquats is another slang term for boobs.

Therefore, The Spoof is to blame.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 1 Dec 09 01:34
The Spoof eh?

Bastards.

What kind of a slang term is 'Kumquats' anyway?

The Spoof...

Bastards

Swine Flu Skoob.


 
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