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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
If a pig's arse is pork, what's his tail?
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Miss Piggy? Oh,....you said "what," not "who". Sorry. |
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Is it the main ingredient in Char Siu from my local chippy? It would explain why it make a good toothpick.
They say that you can eat all of the pig bar the squeal, but I've come up with a recipe for Pig Squeal Soup, so that's that sorted. Iain |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Just answer the question damn it!
No clues on this one. Jeeze... Swine Flu Skoob. |
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Lynton
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Question answered with the difficult alternatives bu twhy wasn't wiggly among them?
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid  Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A pigs tale depends on how good a sage he is.
See what I did there? Oh never mind............. |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'll go for the one about the three little wolves and the big bad pig.
Cracked me up when one of the wolves made a house out of reinforced concrete and the pig took a jack hammer to it. How did he operate it without opposable thumbs.......... |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Opposable thumbs...
Buy one, get one free at Gitgo. Free bus. Regards Skoob. |
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Frankie The J
Writer  Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Any fool knows the answer to that question, Skoober:
A pig's tail is short. Go clean your mudguard! Hey, did you call me last night? |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Skoob,
Great poll topic! Hope you don't mind - it has inspired a spoof, hopefully to be posted here shortly. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
I'll avoid this one being a vegetarian! |
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Does that mean that pigs can't text message? |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
My ex-wife could. Boom Boom....................... |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
They can fly (ask Pink floyd), anything's possible |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's no good for their carbon footprint though........... That gives me an idea..... |
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