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P.M. Wortham
Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A few starters
first date with susan two hundred dollars later suffering blue balls yellow globs of piss artfully dot toilet seat lift the fucking thing! how daddy wobbles happy hour with Jack Daniels vomit covers shoes mothers Thai chicken pleasant smells waft through kitchen ass hair is flaming tanned leaves of Autumn colors dance and sun shimmers where's my fucking rake? disappointing boy sensitive, caring and kind screws like my daddy |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Queen Mudder's Avatar
Makes men want to bend over The Russian First Lady Nickfun will be mad If everyone does not write many Poems about him today Chupacabra's smell Like Abel's dirty sweat socks after jogging three miles |
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Geneva Slim
Writer  Location: Illinois, The Scoundrel State Registered: 9 Sep 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Choked drinking water
And peed my pants while at work Thanks, Wortham's haikus! |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar  Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When I was seven
My mom gave me a home perm I'm still furious |
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Lynton
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Oriental lap dancer
Hips writhing before m Turns me off sushi |
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Lynton
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Hooker on holiday
Opens her legs Post card from Grimsby Angry wife Big Knife Run for life The joy of Christmas time The wine Makes me drowsy Wake up New Year's day |
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