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Morse
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Posted: 26 Oct 09 11:10
EARL....EARL....SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!!!


What's all this then? Police can't say 'Evenin' all' any more
By DAVID WILKES
Last updated at 8:16 AM on 26th October 2009



Hard work being an officer: The new dictat tells officers not to make assumptions about the meaning of everyday phrases
With his greeting of 'Evenin' all', Dixon of Dock Green embodied the values of the solid, commonsense copper.
But his reassuring salutation, which began each episode of the classic police TV drama from 1955 to 1976, is one which today's real-life officers should be wary of using.
According to one force's official guidelines, it could confuse people from different cultural backgrounds.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1222813/Whats-Police-say-evenin-more.html#ixzz0V2jfaNA9

Jaggedone
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Posted: 26 Oct 09 16:33

Quote: Morse

EARL....EARL....SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!!!


What's all this then? Police can't say 'Evenin' all' any more
By DAVID WILKES
Last updated at 8:16 AM on 26th October 2009



Hard work being an officer: The new dictat tells officers not to make assumptions about the meaning of everyday phrases
With his greeting of 'Evenin' all', Dixon of Dock Green embodied the values of the solid, commonsense copper.
But his reassuring salutation, which began each episode of the classic police TV drama from 1955 to 1976, is one which today's real-life officers should be wary of using.
According to one force's official guidelines, it could confuse people from different cultural backgrounds.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1222813/Whats-Police-say-evenin-more.html#ixzz0V2jfaNA9


Sad, Earl was a Gentleman, a scholar and a great laugh, there's not many left here!

Skoob1999
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Skoob1999

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Posted: 30 Oct 09 17:45
Don't cry JO

I'm sure he'll be back when he's ready.

Then hopefully we'll be able to enjoy your teatime tete a tetes again.

I used to look forward to those.

Regards

Skoob.

PS You weren't at Barnsley the other night clearing out the cash registers and lobbing pies at the stewards were you?

Tsk Tsk.

Skoob.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 30 Oct 09 18:32

Quote: Skoob1999

Don't cry JO

I'm sure he'll be back when he's ready.

Then hopefully we'll be able to enjoy your teatime tete a tetes again.

I used to look forward to those.

Regards

Skoob.

PS You weren't at Barnsley the other night clearing out the cash registers and lobbing pies at the stewards were you?

Tsk Tsk.

Skoob.



The last time I visited Barnsley I remember it being slightly more inflammatory!

Thanks for your sympathies Skoob, they're welcome, how's the hangover?

And I only cry for Argentina when they kick our COHONES, I remember that line from a heroic western tail, pinned on a Gay donkey!

Skoob1999
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Skoob1999

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Posted: 31 Oct 09 00:44
Gay donkeys eh JO?

What is the world coming to?

I dunno.

Red regards

Skoopleton Skoobleton Nobody III

Skoob's Uncle.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 1 Nov 09 11:06

Quote: Skoob1999

Gay donkeys eh JO?

What is the world coming to?

I dunno.

Red regards

Skoopleton Skoobleton Nobody III

Skoob's Uncle.


Back to winning ways again, and the Scousers bum it!

I always had a soft spot for Fulham!

mind you that other posh mob from the West are pretty hot, can't wait till next week!


Morse
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Posted: 1 Nov 09 13:01


....has anybody checked to see if Earl maybe got picked by Putin...I don't
think they have much of a sense of humour 'over there'...maybe his rep caught up with him....

I'm contacting the Human Rights commission at the UN....I think over the years I paid enough in taxes to warrant a 'small' investigation....maybe an inquiry at least.....hope he left a trail of tea leaves at least, so I can pick up his trail....

Morse


 
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