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A Christmas tree with your feet wrapped as presents.

A southern belle.....with a noose around her neck.

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Quote: Madame Bitters

A southern belle.....with a noose around her neck.

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.....ding, DONG?....

...or the crack in the liberty belle?

...certainly not tinker belle...you're not far enough west....

MB, I'd recognize you ANYWHERE!

Morse

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Quote: victor nicholas

A Christmas tree with your feet wrapped as presents.

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brilliant.

Absolutely everything black.

So nobody can see me when I sneak up on them.

And start singing 'San Quentin.'

Regards Skoob.

I gave every child who came trick or treating this year a little American flag, with the words "If you want to be American so much, go live there" written on it.

Okay, I didn't I gave them sweets.

If I did that in the park, I'd be arrested, but people are quite happy to queue up at my door for them. Weird world.

Iain

One year I got a condom in my bag of trick or treat candy. Frankly, it was a little creepy.

Granted, I was 22 at the time and my costume was Elvira, Mistress of the Dark......

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Quote: Madame Bitters

One year I got a condom in my bag of trick or treat candy. Frankly, it was a little creepy.

Granted, I was 22 at the time and my costume was Elvira, Mistress of the Dark......

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That was mine! Sorry if it was used though.

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Quote: Bargis Tryhol

That was mine! Sorry if it was used though.

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It wasn't used. In fact, I was able to use it later as a duffel bag!

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Quote: Madame Bitters

It wasn't used. In fact, I was able to use it later as a duffel bag!

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Small on, then?

If it had been a Texas sized condom, it would have been slightly larger than a Goodyear Blimp.

Possible the best Halloween costume this year:

http://testroete.com/index.php?location=head

Man makes an enlargement of his own head. Genius.

Brilliant!

A giant Obama head would be even better.

You know those creepy "wake up with the King" Burger King commercials?

I saw two gay guys walking near Union Square holding hands, and one of them was dressed up as the Burger King; the other guy had on white socks, boxers and an undershirt.

Still LOL over that one.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Absolutely everything black.

So nobody can see me when I sneak up on them.

And start singing 'San Quentin.'

Regards Skoob.

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I tried to get my boss to let our valets, who wear all black anyway, to wear ski masks for Halloween, rush at the cars and fling the doors open instead of casually walking up with decorum.

He wasn't up for it.

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

I tried to get my boss to let our valets, who wear all black anyway, to wear ski masks for Halloween, rush at the cars and fling the doors open instead of casually walking up with decorum.

He wasn't up for it.

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That sounds like a good idea for a "Jackass" prank!

Something I've always wanted to do is dress up as the Grim Reaper....and then stand outside the window of a nursing home or hospice.