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queen mudder
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Posted: 19 Oct 09 18:42 - Edited By: queen mudder, 19 Oct 09 18:43
Skoob1999
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Posted: 19 Oct 09 18:53
Good one QM.

The DT is a top site.

I've read the Times for years now. People who haven't tried it tend to think that it's stuffy and serious. It's just a great daily. Even the Sun has upped its standards recently.

But the DT website is an absolute cracker.

Hope I'm not giving away insider information here!

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Skoob.

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Posted: 19 Oct 09 19:01

Quote: Skoob1999

Good one QM.

The DT is a top site.

I've read the Times for years now. People who haven't tried it tend to think that it's stuffy and serious. It's just a great daily. Even the Sun has upped its standards recently.

But the DT website is an absolute cracker.

Hope I'm not giving away insider information here!

Regards

Skoob.



I scan the UK pages every AM around 5:30 am colony time...lots of good stuff, and the occational BARED BREAST!..

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 19 Oct 09 19:27
Cap,

I realise I'm biased, but I think the UK has the best and the worst of the press.

These people are so powerful they can make or break a career.

Damien Hurst - once the pin up guy for modern 'art' puts an exhibition on, the Times pan it and he's screwed. All credibility gone.

The Sunday Times was instrumental in getting Thatcher bumped out, the Sun was instrumental in getting Blair elected.

For all its faults though, it's never boring.

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Skoob.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 19 Oct 09 19:30
QM,

I think it looks more like Pancho Villa because of the long, droopy mustache.

queen mudder
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Posted: 19 Oct 09 21:15
It could also be the Grateful Dead's Jerry Garcia on mescalin, J-Man...




Bargis Tryhol
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Posted: 19 Oct 09 21:39
Sorta looks like Franke J!

Morse
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Posted: 19 Oct 09 22:22

....could be anyone if you try to put it together without the directions, and especially if you're missing a few screws.....(sorry JO)

I saw one put together arse backwards, and it was the spittin image of
Barney Frank....

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Posted: 19 Oct 09 22:40

Quote: queen mudder

Here...


Story


Thanks again QM for making my day.

You can't beat that, five stars from me.

queen mudder
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Posted: 19 Oct 09 22:47

Quote: victor nicholas
making my day.




"I was only heading to the toilet and found God."

Maybe an out-of-body experience?

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 19 Oct 09 22:56

Quote: queen mudder



"I was only heading to the toilet and found God."

Maybe an out-of-body experience?


No, it was a line. God had to pee too.

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Posted: 20 Oct 09 00:00

Quote: Jalapenoman


Quote: queen mudder



"I was only heading to the toilet and found God."

Maybe an out-of-body experience?


No, it was a line. God had to pee too.


Ikea has separate stalls for immortals.

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Posted: 20 Oct 09 00:06

Quote: Skoob1999


The Sun was instrumental in getting Blair elected.


Skoob.


Did he win at Sudoko?


 
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