This forum does not allow guest posting. You must register to participate in this forum.
Messages ordered by earliest posts first
All times are GMT
All times are GMT
Forum Home / General Discussion / Has Anyone checked Mark's Odemeter Lately?
[This topic is LOCKED]
| Author | Message | ||
|
Morse
-- --- .-. ... . |
Berlin Brothel Offers Discounts to Bike-Riding Customers
IS THIS SOME KIND OF FREQUENT FLYER TYPE OF DEAL....OR WHAT? I thought only pro's pedaled their ass off.... Morse BERLIN - Part of Berlin's red-light scene is going green. One bordello, hoping to stave off falling demand in the economic crisis, has begun offering discounts to customers who pedal bicycles to the door. "It's very difficult to find parking around here, and this option is better for our environment," said Thomas Goetz, who owns the brothel Maison d'Envie, or House of Desire. Local residents in Prenzlauer Berg - a part of former East Berlin now home to scores of trendy boutiques, restaurants and clubs - had staunchly supported the Green party in recent elections and have welcomed the bordello's offer to emphasize the environment. |
||
|
|
|||
|
Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar  Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
This seems wrong to me.
It sounds kinda like those half price lap dance deals titty bars run during happy hour. It's wrong, I say! |
||
|
Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hi All:
I put up the URL on, "You couldn't make this shit up..." for the Berlin Brothel story earlier today. |
||
|
JohnWolf21
Writer  Location: Northern England Registered: 16 Sep 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
In my opinion it's shame, they are no brothels in lancaster nor any red light district where I live, thus depriving me of any girls.
|
||
|
Bargis Tryhol
The Tripod |
You should file a law suit claiming 'unfair business practices and alientation of affection.' |
||
|
IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes there is! You just don't know where it is... Mmmmmm Iain |
||
|
victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Mark's odometer RSS feed
2954591 |
||
|
Morse
-- --- .-. ... . |
I'd rather have his GPS location....5 stories backed up since yesterday a.m. ...even accounting for day light savings time!!! |
||
Any opinions expressed here are purely the opinions of the contributors and are not necessarily the opinions of The Spoof, its staff or the original writer of the spoof news/parody/satire story.
Forum permissions
You are not logged in.
- You cannot create new topics in this forum
- You cannot post new messages in this forum
- You cannot add polls
- You cannot link to external images in this forum
- You cannot upload images in this forum
- You cannot upload files in this forum
