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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I blame his Top Gun tomfoolery...
The married couple paid £2,750 for the cruise from Civitavecchia, north of Rome, to Barcelona and back again last month. |
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Morse
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QM: took me six months of 'therapy' before Mm Morse convinced me the QM2 wasn't owned by by Rosie O'Donnell and financed by Barney Frank... if you've been on board, the closets are too small to hide in, and that's why they have "Friends of Dorothy" meetings in the Commodore Club..... "cruisin on the Queen" wasn't what I had in mind..... Morse/ Captain/ Hetro/ Retired/ (not from being Hetro) |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Why did the submarine blush?
Because it saw the Queen Mary's bottom. Always imagine you as a kind of Capt Marko Ramius sorta guy, Morse. No idea why. |
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Morse
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QM: you've got me there QM; I loved going down under in my younger days, but now in my twilight years, I just enjoy sitting back and enjoying it... There was something about the power of looking through the scope and commanding " Torpedos Los" that made one feel omnipotent....now if I was a pill type of guy, I'd have to rely on Viagra, North Korea's answer to nuclear equality with their 'pocket rocket'....Bargis Knows! Retired in Mosow, Maine Marko/Captain/Retired (no bald spot) |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ah.
Bargis. The moving avatar. Someone's trying very hard. |
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Morse
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QM: Once more with real feeling.....Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Bargis.... I hope it's good for him...it's no fun trying to score in Newark, NJ, take it from one who used to know!!!!! Just Because Bruce Springsteen came from 'the garden state' doesn't mean we can all be rock 'n roll stars...some of us just have to Spoof It! Morse/ Somewhere on the NJTpk between exit 16 & 18. |
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