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.....Former French President Jacques Chirac has announced that he has given away his beloved dog after it attacked him for a third time.

Sumo, a Maltese terrier, is reported to have bitten him in the stomach in their apartment in the capital, Paris.

Mr Chirac's wife, Bernadette, said the dog had been treated for depression after finding it difficult to come to terms with leaving the Elysee Palace.

Chirac gives away 'violent' dog

Downsizing French husbands from hell!

That's great QM

It comes under the :'You Couldn't Make It Up' category.

You know, just in passing, the links to stories you post here are appreciated. They're always fun and always informative.

Just saying

Kindest

Skoob.

I look forward to them.

Always interesting and entertaining.

QM you should have your own site, pics of the week.

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QM you should have your own site, pics of the week.

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I do.
But it's not a satire site although the way the industry/economy is going it might just as well b e...

....small dog syndrome...never know when they're going to jump up and bite you in the ass....Solution? Just don't vote for the bastards!

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Quote: Morse

....small dog syndrome...never know when they're going to jump up and bite you in the ass....Solution? Just don't vote for the bastards!

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Small dogs sometimes attack me on my mountain bike, I just piss on em!

I find a swift kick up the bollocks usually does the job.

Regards

Skoob.

Jo: just up the block we have five (5) maltese ankle biters...nasty little bastards, and the owners think they are just so cute...one has bit 4 people and he still gets carried around by the owner....

We now have 2 coyotes roaming around the houses and golf course....one can only hope....!

Morse

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I find a swift kick up the bollocks usually does the job.

Regards

Skoob.

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I don't carry my microscope with me on the bike, please solve my problem!

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Quote: Morse

Jo: just up the block we have five (5) maltese ankle biters...nasty little bastards, and the owners think they are just so cute...one has bit 4 people and he still gets carried around by the owner....

We now have 2 coyotes roaming around the houses and golf course....one can only hope....!

Morse

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Where the fuck do you live, area 51, greetings to Asparteme!

Cap

I wouldn't kick Bear up the bollocks. He's cute.

Just read your Maltese ankle-biter comments and can't help but think what a great Spoof that would make.

Regards

Skoob.

Skoob: lots of coyotes in Maine where we used to live. Their trick was to take down deer in packs when lakes froze over and deers fell down. One night watching TV a deer jumped on our deck and crashed into the sliding glass door, which held up, thankfully, as a live deer and two dogs in the living room at the same time would have been worse than a knife fight in the ladies room at the Oasis....

turned on spots, deer jumped off deck and froze...she was surrounded y 5 coyotes who had been chasing her....I actually stayed outside with her for about an hour, the coyotes disappeared, she caught her breath and ambled off.

2 days later they got her on the ice on the lake by the house....unfortunately for them I got 2....

On Holloween Bear now has a great costume to go trick or treating in.....

actually, I may dress him early and go visit the ankle biters...!!!!

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Quote: victor nicholas
QM you should have your own site, pics of the week.

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I do.
But it's not a satire site although the way the industry/economy is going it might just as well b e...

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QM,

You could always combine the two.

"Dog biting you in the stomach" can always be a choice.

There's got to be a Spoof in this.

But I'm not doing it.

Not my idea.

But there is a cracking Spoof lurking here...

Regards

Skoob.

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Cap

I wouldn't kick Bear up the bollocks. He's cute.

Just read your Maltese ankle-biter comments and can't help but think what a great Spoof that would make.

Regards

Skoob.

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Skoob...it's done...a cross story between coyotes and chupacabas....

very dangerous....

Morse

Maybe as a literary genre Shaggy Dog Story should be changed to Shagging Dog Story.

QM

There has to be an answer to that. But I'll be fucked if I know what it is.

Regards

Slightly in ones cups

Skoob

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Quote: Skoob1999

Cap

I wouldn't kick Bear up the bollocks. He's cute.

Just read your Maltese ankle-biter comments and can't help but think what a great Spoof that would make.

Regards

Skoob.

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It's been done in song Skoob,

From - The Woodbridge Dog Disaster

Now when the woman above was drawn to the noise
It's down from a high chamber window she calls
To the dustman engaged in a stuggle for life
In a middle class tone you could cut with a knife
She loudly exclaimed "kick his balls," boys,
She loudly exclaimed "kick his balls."

Now the dustman could scarcely believe the command
But he didn't have time to request it again
So ignoring distinctions of language and class
He unleashed a size ten on the Dobermans ass.
And it's eyes misted over with pain, boys
And it's eyes misted over with pain.

Vick....Vick.....is that really you......you just blew your Nike endorsement...

again!

Morse

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Vick....Vick.....is that really you......you just blew your Nike endorsement...

again!

Morse

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No that was Stan Rogers.

Roy's brother?

Skoob.

No, I think Vic is old #7, Michael......

Neither, Stan is a good singer though.