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I was just wondering. I have nearly 1000 points now. How many do I need to before I can claim something worthwhile? In particular does anyone know how many I will need for a new ironing board? If its too many then I'll buy the board and give the points to charity. Thanks

Each point has a redeemable value of 0.000001 Tiger Token.

A Tiger Token has a redeemable value of 0.000001 English pence.

Therefore 1 point = 10,000 Zimbabwean Dollars.

I'd buy the ironing board if I were you.

Iain

Thanks for the info IainB. Tiger tokens still about? Haven't been in ol' blighty for a time. By the way what is a LHC which they might turn on?

The LHC is a collider (specifically, the Large Hadron Collider). They throw particles at each other and examine the collision to see what particles are made of.

Best source of info about it is here.

Warning: once you've seen that, you'll never forget it.

There is concern that it'll may inadvertently create a black hole. They even had to do a health and safety assessment into it - true story - essentially a few pages of maths which concluded it was unlikely.

Locket, I'm coming to Cambodia next Tuesday to kill you. Or have a cup of tea with you.

I haven't quite decided yet.

Meet me at the border. I'll be arriving by van. I'll be wearing a trilby and a Speedo bikini so that I'll be easy to spot.

More details later as I decide upon them.

You're a dead man.

Maybe.

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You're a dead man.

Maybe.

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Either dead, or have his thirst quenched it seems.

What gives?

Nothing, Mark. I'm just joshing with him.










Or am I?

MW

If you come to Cambodia to kill me or to have a cup of tea on Tuesday, it will be a wasted trip because I leave for Malaysia for a holiday on Monday.

We could always meet there though then we could have a cup of tea and then you could kill me. No more need to choose between the one or the other.

Love Locket

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If you come to Cambodia to kill me or to have a cup of tea on Tuesday, it will be a wasted trip because I leave for Malaysia for a holiday on Monday.

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Give me the details of where you will be staying, and I'll arrange for a horse's head to be placed at the foot of your bed.

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We could always meet there though then we could have a cup of tea and then you could kill me. No more need to choose between the one or the other.

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That's awfully decent of you, old chap. Yes, that sounds capital. Are you going to Kuala Lumpur or Penang?


Do you take one lump or two?

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Quote: Locket

If you come to Cambodia to kill me or to have a cup of tea on Tuesday, it will be a wasted trip because I leave for Malaysia for a holiday on Monday.

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Give me the details of where you will be staying, and I'll arrange for a horse's head to be placed at the foot of your bed.

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Quote: Locket

We could always meet there though then we could have a cup of tea and then you could kill me. No more need to choose between the one or the other.
That's awfully decent of you, old chap. Yes, that sounds capital. Are you going to Kuala Lumpur or Penang?

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Do you take one lump or two?

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Locket alias JB has had his slit-eyes made moon shape and will appear on the Spooflywood movie called THE SCHIZOS-SAW- THE BIRDS and went fucking PYSCHO, ying yong (Locket my butt!!!)

Penang as it happens. I will send you the address but instead of a horses head could you send a camels head instead. I like camels much better than smelly old horses.

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Penang as it happens. I will send you the address but instead of a horses head could you send a camels head instead. I like camels much better than smelly old horses.

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See Above your locket oh Asian Magician!

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instead of a horses head could you send a camels head instead. I like camels much better than smelly old horses.

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Yes, so do we. I'll have a word with my 'girlfriend'. She deals with all the 'camel business'.

But you already know that.

Enjoy yourslef on the trip.

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instead of a horses head could you send a camels head instead. I like camels much better than smelly old horses.

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Yes, so do we. I'll have a word with my 'girlfriend'. She deals with all the 'camel business'.

But you already know that.

Enjoy yourslef on the trip.

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We won't get fooled again!!