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Morse
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Elton John pulls out stops for organ
By André Paine, Evening Standard 23.09.09 More reviews by André Paine Charity work: Elton John Look here too Coldplay review Entertainment Podcast He hoped to adopt a 14-month-old Ukrainian boy this month but was rebuffed by the authorities, so the ever-charitable Sir Elton John had to make do with a fundraiser for a big organ. |
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Morse
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I guess not. Disregard this Snippet! |
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Jalapenoman
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Didn't know Elton went for little boys. I always thought that he liked male song writers and dead blonde females.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Apparently J-Man, Sir Elton is happily married to his partner, David Furnish, in a totally flambuoyant gay way. Mrs Skoob says I'm always gay, but not in a gay way, and further that I am a grumpy old git first thing in the mornings and immediately after I finish work. And when I'm tired. But not tired in a flowery kind of way. Watch out J-Man - the scourge of Elton could be upon you claiming he has a thing about females. Alive or dead. David might sue for divorce, and claim the chandelier under their pre-nup. And you could get all the blame. Tread carefully J-Man Regards Skoob. |
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Morse
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...Skoob, you are welcome at my house anytime, but PLEASE do not show up in the Elton John Chicken Outfit...Bear will retrieve anything that juts out and has feathers on it! Musically Yours, Not in a Gay Way, Morse |
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Jalapenoman
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Skoob,
Keith Richards and Elton John got in a big arguement several years ago. Richards said at the time that the only songs Elton knew how to write anymore were about dead blonde women (Candle in the Wind, England's Rose about Marilyn Monroe and Princess Di). You apparently missed that one. |
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Morse
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...Jman, was that on 'the dead thread'? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
J-Man I didn't miss it at all. Nobody over here could possibly have missed either of them. The argument with Richards was well documented. The Candle In The Wind Song about Norma Jean Baker, as was, was one of the most appalling dirges ever put to music, and then reworked for a deceased ex-royal into an even more schmaltzy heap of crap. Over here we have a show called Room 101 based on Orwell's mention of it in 1984. That whole Candle In The Wind/Goodbye England's Rose thing would have to go in there if I had anything to do with it. Lost and gone forever! We wish! Regards, as ever Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
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Skoob, they're from the US, how do you expect them to understand! Tommy and his Who wasn't bad though! |
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