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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 23 Sep 09 00:56
There are a lot of popular songs out there that I just can't stand. While many people have considered these catchy or wonderful, they just rub me the wrong way.

Which popular music (and I am talking individual songs, not a genre....as all rap is pure crap anyway) songs do you hate?

My choices:
1. "Don't Worry, Be Happy"
2. "Like a Virgin" (I dislike Madonna, and this one just grates on me)
3. "Satisfaction"
4. "My Heart Will Go On" (theme song to Titanic)
5. "The Macarena" (both the song and the dumbass dance)
6. "Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft" (the worst piece of crap the Carpenters ever did)
7. "Heartlight" (as much as I loathe everything MJ ever did, this was his dumbest and his worst)
8. "Achy Breaky Heart"
9. "Boot Scoot Boogie"
10. "Swingin'"

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Posted: 23 Sep 09 01:29
Afternoon Delight.

I hate this song and like it at the same time.

No I don't, I like it and hate it.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 23 Sep 09 01:31
Wasn't that by the Starland Vocal Band?

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Posted: 23 Sep 09 01:33 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 23 Sep 09 01:34

Quote: Jalapenoman

Wasn't that by the Starland Vocal Band?


Yes, very popular with young women with no clothes on.

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Posted: 23 Sep 09 04:15
Definitately Vienna by Ultrovox - Hate the lead singer too, whose name I can't remember but went around with Geldof trying to feed snotty nosed kids in Africa in the 80's for about a month.

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Posted: 23 Sep 09 04:18 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 23 Sep 09 04:19
1. The Tweets - The Birdie Song
2. The Wurzels - I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
3. Black Lace - Agadoo
4. The Police - Do Do Do Da Da Da
5. St Winifred's School Choir - There's No-One Quite Like Grandma

This is painful. Need I go on?

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Posted: 23 Sep 09 04:20
"Definitately"?

You're talking about Midge Ure.

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Posted: 23 Sep 09 04:42
Ah yes Midget Ure. Definateley a little short arse bastad.

"Save all your kisses for me " BH of Man
"Grandad" by someone out of dads army
"Bohemian Rhapsody" Not the one by Queen the cover version by Prince.


Monkey Woods
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Posted: 23 Sep 09 05:00
"Definateley"?

Where did you learn these variations?

Try 'definitely', and see how that fits.



Clive Dunn was responsible for that horrible song.

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Posted: 23 Sep 09 05:34

Quote: Monkey Woods

"Definateley"?

Where did you learn these variations?

Try 'definitely', and see how that fits.



No, it's definately spelt definatly at least in my book Propar Speling four all

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 23 Sep 09 05:39
Oh, Locket! You're such a joker!

Look at us all howling with laughter!

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Posted: 23 Sep 09 05:45
Rock Star by Nickelback and anything Susan Boyle sings. Barf bag songs.

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Posted: 23 Sep 09 06:53
'The Christmas Shoes'

'Strawberry Wine'

'Walk Away Joe'

'I Touch Myself' Divynals

'Rico Suave' Gerardo

'I Wanna Sex You Up' Color Me Badd

'Let's Get Physical' Olivia Newton John

'Beautiful' Christina Aguilera

'Oops...I Did It Again' the worst out of all of Britney Spears songs, IMO

'Mmmm Mmmm Mmmmm' The Crash Test Dummies

'Complicated' Avril Lavinge

'I'm Too Sexy' Right Said Fred

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Posted: 23 Sep 09 12:28

Quote: Locket


Quote: Monkey Woods

"Definateley"?

Where did you learn these variations?

Try 'definitely', and see how that fits.



No, it's definately spelt definatly at least in my book Propar Speling four all


Defiantly.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 23 Sep 09 15:43

Quote: victor nicholas


Quote: Locket


Quote: Monkey Woods

"Definateley"?

Where did you learn these variations?

Try 'definitely', and see how that fits.



No, it's definately spelt definatly at least in my book Propar Speling four all


Defiantly VC received his VC for untold bravery battling the 300 Loonies on the Spoof viking warship, horns an all + Monkey banging his spelling drum and the rest of us in tune, badly like Sir Piff Richard and his religious crappy christmas songs, I hate fucking Christmas, thanks Sir Piff!! Thanks Kirk Douglas and Tony Curtis real Bollywood men!!
Defiantly.



 
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