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Hi
Health & safety - the vain of our lives. We have taken up the challenge and produced some spoof films for a bit of fun.. our third, the best yet!! Take a look at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjcEGTVEIhI
Hope you enjoy
Sparty

Hi Sparty,

Read all my stories.

I wrote them. Read them, I'm watching the ticker clicker thing right now, do it.

Do it now!! Do it!!!!!

Better do as he says, Sparty. He's quite mad and liable to do anything.

Nothing!!!
See Adam? They shoot in, quick massage and woosh! Gone.


Bastards, each and every one.

I'm gonna hide and wait for the next one.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Nothing!!!
See Adam? They shoot in, quick massage and woosh! Gone.


Bastards, each and every one.

I'm gonna hide and wait for the next one.

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Bus?

Regards

Skoob.

No.

Too obvious, they always look there.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

No.

Too obvious, they always look there.

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Sneaky bastards Fergus.

Regards

Skoob.

I know.

I'd pull a number seven on 'em.

(Since Fergus got my Hitchhiker's reference last week, will he get this one?)

Are you still talking Douglas Adams or are talking sci fi? I'm not really into science fiction, I did enjoy Will Smith in "I Robot".

And I liked 12 monkeys. I think that's what it's called, the one with Bruce and Brad Pitt.

Opps, my mistake. It was a number six, not a number seven. It comes from the movie "Blazing Saddles" and the quotation is below:


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Taggart: I got it! I got it!
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!

I wouldn't have got it but I loved the film, the bit where the black sheriff threatened to shoot himslef at his own lynching was inspired, by what I dont know, but I laughed my arse off.