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Hello everyone. I am a new face around here so thought I would introduce myself and find out if any of you liked similar things to me so we can be friends and perhaps take a holiday together.

Any way I like playing bingo, looking at women in wellington boots and bathing in fairy liquid (lemon scented) washing up liquid. Oh and I also like Brotherhood of man songs. Ah yes nearly forgot. I really, really love??? Ha, have to come on holiday with me to find out wont you?

Davy Locket.

Welcome David

A bit conventional but you'll fit in.

By the way I was only joking about taking a holiday. We could always just take a bath together or if you happen to be a woman or at least look like one then you could always come to my house, pick out a nice pair of wellingtons from my collection and stand in front of me for an hour or two while I play 'Save all your kisses for me' on the stereogram. I'll still tell you what my most fave thing is.

We can't go to the bingo though because you probably aren't a member.

Ok. It's been well over an hour now and I've only had a one liner response to my post and I'm starting to get annoyed, very annoyed. I've been playing 'save all your kisses for me" on repeat, have ALL my wellingtons out in a line and ran a bath which is now cold. If no one responds soon, I mean it, I'll kill again. Is that what you - "shut up bitch I'm writing"- Is that what you want ? The blood of another disgusting whore on your hands. DO YA?

Welcome, you will really, really, really fit in around here!

Locket, you sound like Frankie only cleaner.

Suggest you march around your flat singing loudly until someone arrives.

Let me know how things work out in a couple months.

Victor I don't know who Frankie is but do you think he might be my friend? You seem like you know me though. How did you know I was marching (not in a flat but in my cellar) singing to BH of Man? Maybe we should be friends. Can we Victor? Vic or do you prefer Nick? Can we be friends Vic Nick? Can we? Please say yes.

Everyone is your friend here.

Join us at the Oasis bar on the discussion thread, you can sing there.

At the risk of sounding like the dumbass that I am, what is 'fairy liquid'?

Everyone else seem to know except me. And I don't like being out of the loop.

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Quote: Madame Bitters

At the risk of sounding like the dumbass that I am, what is 'fairy liquid'?

Everyone else seem to know except me. And I don't like being out of the loop.

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fairy liquid is what is extrcated when masturbating a male fairy!

I thought it was something along those lines. But it's good to know these thing for sure.

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Quote: Madame Bitters

I thought it was something along those lines. But it's good to know these thing for sure.

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MB

I just had to ride in to the rescue here. Despite the fact that you refused to run a dollar a kiss stall at the Oasis due a cold sore related phobia.

Fairy Liquid is a green liquid soap which also comes in lemon flavour for washing the dishes.

It comes in a squeezy bottle.

It used to be advertised on UK TV with a song that went:

"Hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face,

With mild green, Fairy Liquid."

It's got nothing to do with giving fairies hand-jobs.

Regards

Skoob.

As another Brit, I don't know what Skoob is on about, I've NEVER heard that song on the TV, or seen a green washing up liquid in the shops.

It's definitely the ejection from a male fairy after a hand job. Perhaps Skoob is getting confused with the song:

"Hands that do fairies, leave green on your face, mild green hairy fairies...."

Or perhaps not.

A message to Locket: When you've finished with the wellies, can I have them? My fetish is for used wellies.

Iain

MB,

Ignore Skoob, Iain's right! right! right!


Male fairy wanking was very much in vogue with the pottery classes of the late 1980's in middle England and the Cannes Film festival in Alacante.

Skoob's a fucking wind up sometimes.

This is a bit like Sophie's Choice, isn't it?

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Quote: Madame Bitters

This is a bit like Sophie's Choice, isn't it?

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I never lie.

Stop looking at me like that with your avatar.

You're with Ferg now.

Just kidding

Skoob.

MB:

Please don't encourage the lime-eeze.

Whaddaya mean Frankie but cleaner?

Sorry to double post,

But MB, that avatar makes me think of Eleanor Rigby out of the Beatles song.

Regards

Skoob.

Well thanks everyone. Thanks very much. Thanks for finding fairy liquid a better subject to discuss than me. Thanks for not even bothering to read my post where I quite clearly stated that "I like bathing in fairy liquid (lemon scented) washing up liquid" As if I would bathe in fairy cum. I use that when I clean my teeth.

Have to go now because nurse is waiting. I have a busy morning today. First I have to take my medication then I have to go wank some fairies if I can find any of course. World fairy shortage means sometimes I have to wank goblins! Oh I feel a story coming (sic) on.

A message to Iainb: Quote "When you've finished with the wellies, can I have them? My fetish is for used wellies."

I'm sorry Iainb I'll never finish with my wellingtons but my brother has just finished his fetish in used knee length leather boots. They are a quite good substitute but do let in water if you use them in the rain.

If you want them then send me your home address and I'll bring them round, Do you like second hand BH of Man records by any chance? I have lots of those.

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Quote: IainB

...I don't know what Skoob is on about

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That's usually my line, Iain.

However, in this instance, Skoobus is quite correct. The Fairy Liquid adverts are where that bumbling mess, Jonathan Ross, got his big break, aged about 4.

It was his mate, Russell Brand, who got his big break wanking fairies.

I've never seen Sophie's Choice and having read the plot summary on IMDB I'm not going to, either. I'd rather hit my thumb with a hammer if I'm going to blub like a girl than watch a really sad film. I'm mean for Fergus's Dad's sake, I cried at the end of AI; I'd be an emotional wreck if I watched Sophie's Choice. The plot summary was enough to have me reaching for the tissues.

Anybody got any good comedies instead?

Iain

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Quote: Locket

By the way I was only joking about taking a holiday. We could always just take a bath together or if you happen to be a woman or at least look like one then you could always come to my house, pick out a nice pair of wellingtons from my collection and stand in front of me for an hour or two while I play 'Save all your kisses for me' on the stereogram. I'll still tell you what my most fave thing is.

We can't go to the bingo though because you probably aren't a member.

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Sorry Locket...thanks to you all the 'balls' have gone missing..!

Distressed In Reno,

Line Dancing?

Morse

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Quote: Frankie The J

MB:

Please don't encourage the lime-eeze.

Whaddaya mean Frankie but cleaner?

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Locket seems into soap or some other disturbing substance.

He needs to come clean on this.

Anybody got any good comedies instead?

Iain

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Ready to Rumble and See spot run ...Freddie got fingered has its moments also!

I wanna see these comedies again!!

regards

PMC