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Personally I think they are great.

Q: Do you Like Poles? No 42% No 14% No 14% No 28% No 0% There have been 7 responses to this poll

Good pole results.
What size is your pole?

NO!!! That spinning white and red pole outside of the barber shop that looks like a giant candy cane, but isn't....I hate those.

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Quote: The Old Pooperoo

Good pole results.
What size is your pole?

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I think you meant 'poll'

I like the poles.. they make great sausage, stuffed peppers...fulfilling ethnic food, not too bright, but filling......


On the Border, looking in.

Morse

Is this how they voted in Afghanistan?

i'll use a pole if i really have to

but i prefer a nice zebco rod and reel

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Quote: victor nicholas

Is this how they voted in Afghanistan?

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No. There are far too many choices here.

I had some poles living in my house they watered the walls to make them moldy, then had the council in so they could get re housed.

And as for pole dancers they can go and eat shit.

Regards

PMC

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

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Quote: victor nicholas

Is this how they voted in Afghanistan?

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No. There are far too many choices here.

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How about the pole that's up your ass?

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Quote: victor nicholas

Is this how they voted in Afghanistan?

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....they were confused, there was only one choice...

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Quote: victor nicholas

Is this how they voted in Afghanistan?

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VC, corrupt as usual, I loves Poles, when they're in Poland and don't attempt to speak English!

North Poles swim in the Baltic

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Quote: victor nicholas

North Poles swim in the Baltic

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environmental meltdown maybe?

I just found this related story by some long-forgotten-about tosspot:

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i25835

This, I tell you is not a word of a lie (so of course you all now think it's complete bollocks)...

Last year, between court appearances, stints on remand and a couple of jobs I had the pleasure of working for a couple of weeks for a multinational firm of engineers.

(I'm a part-time writer, as well as career criminal)

HR started disciplinary proceedings against 2 guys after a complaint of racial harassment by a Polish engineer.

The complainant alleged that the 2 guys had been sniggering and making rude comments about polish girls.

The defendants claimed they were talking about a recent stag party, including, of course, pole dancers.

To this day I'm not sure if this was the crappest excuse ever or a rather jumpy and sensitive Polish worker.

Neadless to say I was promptly sacked myself after 3 laptops, a photocopier and the petty cash somehow found their way into the back of my truck...

Jimbo,

Come round our house if you like. Maybe you'll be good enough to half-inch some of the crap the wife's accumulated in her forays on eBay.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Jimbo,

Come round our house if you like. Maybe you'll be good enough to half-inch some of the crap the wife's accumulated in her forays on eBay.

Regards

Skoob.

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....bet she don't have a collection of pine cones and sea shells like Mdm. Morse...
same cones, same shells, same bags, 20 years, 3 houses and a moving van!

I'm Stuffed!

Morse

Is there/has there ever been a spoofwriters convention, aka drink together? That way I can nick all yer wallets and follow you all home and collect all your wives' junk...


... And your wives - I sell 'em to the Egyptians in a kind of reverse people smuggling ring. Don't worry, they will all be treated kindly. So long as they can cook and don't argue.