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Please feel free to list your nominations for the Biggest Dick of 2009. The winners will be inducted into the International Penis Possessors Hall of Fame in Louista, Kentucky, at a suitable ceremony, and will have an appropriate monument erected in their names.

My first nominee is Sarah Palin.

Interesting that, in your sentence about the monument for the biggest dick of the year, you use the word "erected."

Nominations obviously cannot include the Obamanation, as it is obvious he is over compensating for having such a small penis.

My nomination is that black congresswoman from California who is the big apologist for ACORN (the new SS). Sorry, but her name escapes me right now.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Interesting that, in your sentence about the monument for the biggest dick of the year, you use the word "erected."

Nominations obviously cannot include the Obamanation, as it is obvious he is over compensating for having such a small penis.

My nomination is that black congresswoman from California who is the big apologist for ACORN (the new SS). Sorry, but her name escapes me right now.

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Must be MAXINE WATERS
Some claim she's the mother of UFO, being from California and all.

THIS MESSAGE CONTAINS NO FLAME OR HEAT SOURCE OF ANY KIND.

My nomination goes to the American who spoke to Mrs Skoob when she was peacefully sleeping in the early hours of a cold and grey English autumnal morn.

The poor cow was assailed about the lug holes by a certain Father Francois Dubois, demanding a confession.

She consequently got up from her pit of iniquity and had a cup of tea. As is the English way.

Spoofers tend to be an amiable crowd generally, and I've got to sharpen the old knuckle dusters for the Manchester derby, even though I'll only watch it on TV.

If I had to nominate somebody else,

I'd say ...nope, don't wanna go there.

Cheers Father Francois,

Mrs Skoob thinks you're top.

My confession will follow presently.

Probably tomorrow.

My confession involves ritual killing of Father Francois DuBois...but then I'm not a homicidal maniac...

Honest.

Skoob.

I just had a very interesting conversation with Mrs. Skoob at ther Oasis. Soory, old chap, but it's under the seal of the confessional.

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Interesting that, in your sentence about the monument for the biggest dick of the year, you use the word "erected."

Nominations obviously cannot include the Obamanation, as it is obvious he is over compensating for having such a small penis.

My nomination is that black congresswoman from California who is the big apologist for ACORN (the new SS). Sorry, but her name escapes me right now.

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Must be MAXINE WATERS
Some claim she's the mother of UFO, being from California and all.

THIS MESSAGE CONTAINS NO FLAME OR HEAT SOURCE OF ANY KIND.

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....spontaneous human combustion????

....inadvertant gas main explosion....

....just another Vince Foster mystery?


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