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A teenage girl agreed to have under-age sex because she wanted to lose her virginity before the Large Hadron Collider caused the end of the world, it has been reported.

The girl, who is aged between 13 and 15, had heard rumours that particle accelerator under the Franco-Swiss border would bring about Armageddon when it was switched on last September.

Schoolgirl 'wanted to lose virginity before Large Hadron Collider caused end of world'

Now Buck and Frankie are going to try using that line.

Did the world move for yer darlin?

those high school science teachers are just SO darn persuasive! next her math club will develop a formula to explain that the entire event never occurred and the science fiction club will claim that aliens are the true culprits behind the entire incident. i'll bet it was actually the creepy janitor that did the filming.

damn, i miss high school.

hee hee hee

Where were the teenage girls that were gullible like this when I was in high school?

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The girl, who is aged between 13 and 15, had heard rumours that particle accelerator under the Franco-Swiss border would bring about Armageddon when it was switched on last September.

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Let me guess: the girl is 14?

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Quote: Adam Click

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The girl, who is aged between 13 and 15, had heard rumours that particle accelerator under the Franco-Swiss border would bring about Armageddon when it was switched on last September.

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Let me guess: the girl is 14?

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brilliant deduction, watson, though your math was quite a lemon tree!

My Swiss Army knife has everything but a particle accellerator on it.

What should I do?

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Quote: victor nicholas

My Swiss Army knife has everything but a particle accellerator on it.

What should I do?

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Let me borrow it...I'll make up something!

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Quote: victor nicholas

My Swiss Army knife has everything but a particle accellerator on it.

What should I do?

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If it has everything else, then you have all the tools you need to make your own particle accellerator and seduce 14 year olds.

...when out west, just use the can opener if you're into variety...