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Frankie The J
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Posted: 5 Sep 09 02:22
Rumors of a cockfight between the US and the UK has become number one news in my tiny mind. I call on all US spoofers to unite to beat back this new British Invasion!

I mean, just who do these folks think they are, The Dave Clark 5?

Bibbersnapple!


Uncle Sugar needs you J-Man! Uncle Sugar needs you, Buckster! The Eagle has shat! Abel, be willing! Madame Bitters, break out the bong and baptise those uncircumsized philistine Brits. Smurfette, cast your blue spell upon the English Channel, or just get the damned clicker back. Morse, break out the signal flags.

Now is the time for all good American spoofers, male and female--or SFO--to unite and show our stuff. Let's raise 50000 points in the next seven days, a sort of Victory Garden.

Hell, I'll even start writing again! I got 30000 in less than six weeks, and I can't write for shit!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 6 Sep 09 10:32

Quote: Frankie The J

Rumors of a cockfight between the US and the UK has become number one news in my tiny mind. I call on all US spoofers to unite to beat back this new British Invasion!

I mean, just who do these folks think they are, The Dave Clark 5?

Bibbersnapple!


Uncle Sugar needs you J-Man! Uncle Sugar needs you, Buckster! The Eagle has shat! Abel, be willing! Madame Bitters, break out the bong and baptise those uncircumsized philistine Brits. Smurfette, cast your blue spell upon the English Channel, or just get the damned clicker back. Morse, break out the signal flags.

Now is the time for all good American spoofers, male and female--or SFO--to unite and show our stuff. Let's raise 50000 points in the next seven days, a sort of Victory Garden.

Hell, I'll even start writing again! I got 30000 in less than six weeks, and I can't write for shit!


My Dad stood on the Bridge at Arnhem, he was a Brit while you lot were poncing around in your canooes on a beach too far called Calais!!

Morse
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Posted: 6 Sep 09 10:42

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Frankie The J

Rumors of a cockfight between the US and the UK has become number one news in my tiny mind. I call on all US spoofers to unite to beat back this new British Invasion!

I mean, just who do these folks think they are, The Dave Clark 5?

Bibbersnapple!


Uncle Sugar needs you J-Man! Uncle Sugar needs you, Buckster! The Eagle has shat! Abel, be willing! Madame Bitters, break out the bong and baptise those uncircumsized philistine Brits. Smurfette, cast your blue spell upon the English Channel, or just get the damned clicker back. Morse, break out the signal flags.

Now is the time for all good American spoofers, male and female--or SFO--to unite and show our stuff. Let's raise 50000 points in the next seven days, a sort of Victory Garden.

Hell, I'll even start writing again! I got 30000 in less than six weeks, and I can't write for shit!


My Dad stood on the Bridge at Arnhem, he was a Brit while you lot were poncing around in your canooes on a beach too far called Calais!!



Jo: HATS OFF TO YOUR DAD!

WE ALL APPRECIATE IT!

Morse



Jaggedone
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Posted: 6 Sep 09 11:26

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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Frankie The J

Rumors of a cockfight between the US and the UK has become number one news in my tiny mind. I call on all US spoofers to unite to beat back this new British Invasion!

I mean, just who do these folks think they are, The Dave Clark 5?

Bibbersnapple!


Uncle Sugar needs you J-Man! Uncle Sugar needs you, Buckster! The Eagle has shat! Abel, be willing! Madame Bitters, break out the bong and baptise those uncircumsized philistine Brits. Smurfette, cast your blue spell upon the English Channel, or just get the damned clicker back. Morse, break out the signal flags.

Now is the time for all good American spoofers, male and female--or SFO--to unite and show our stuff. Let's raise 50000 points in the next seven days, a sort of Victory Garden.

Hell, I'll even start writing again! I got 30000 in less than six weeks, and I can't write for shit!


My Dad stood on the Bridge at Arnhem, he was a Brit while you lot were poncing around in your canooes on a beach too far called Calais!!



Jo: HATS OFF TO YOUR DAD!

WE ALL APPRECIATE IT!

Morse


Thanks Morse, how's your submarines? Not Baltic Sea, Russian sinkables I hope!

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 6 Sep 09 11:44
Arnhem Bridge (Operation Market Garden) That was historic battle between the British 1st Airborne Division and the Germans. Did your Dad make it out? From what I've read there were some problems with the advance and unexpected German resistance during the battle. Brits were heros in that rukus against superior numbered forces. I think Montgomery took alot of blame for that one.

Morse
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Posted: 6 Sep 09 12:04
Historical Note: my cousin Horst, the E-Boat guy, said he was traveling on a troop train at the time and saw a bunch of paratroopers falling out of the sky in the distance....Holy Gummi Poopen (sic).



Frankie The J
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Posted: 6 Sep 09 12:25 - Edited By: Frankie The J, 6 Sep 09 14:58
JO" That was a war unlike any ever fought before or since. Imagine sailors delivering troopers to the Omaha and Utah beaches--to Sword and Juno. Under fire.

God knows, had Rommel been on scene, Eisenhower would have had to use his "I lost speech.

My daddy was a USN SeaBee in the Pacific--it was a second class citizen's affair until guys like Halsey and Spruance, Puller and the rest showed how small shock forces can overcome incredible odds.

Thank you for being our bestest pals in the world (and that would be any freedom fighters who fought against Nazis for years with little more than their wits and grits).

Those of you who have not suffered war (at home or abroad) have little understanding of just what took place nearly 75 -years-ago. England alone remained free--but just.

Market Garden was a cluster fuck for the US Army. Bastogne was insanity on an unheard of level.

War is the result of failed foriegn policy--that's all. Failure to compromise, to recognize difference.

Wars are begun by old men who hide in marble coatrooms. It is fought by youth who die for "alturism." The innocent victims of war, those who survive become the heroes.

I don't feel funny today. Y'all go ahead w/o me for a few. You're some funny mo-fo's, let me tell you. Dig out the enemies to decent living. Find em, and fuck em, then fling em to the dogs.

I'm too tired to help now.

Semper Fi,
Carry on

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 6 Sep 09 13:18
Wow! Hey Frankie, my Dad was a Seabee as well Pacific theater...Guam-Marianas-Philipines-Okinawa

Jaggedone
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Posted: 7 Sep 09 18:42

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Arnhem Bridge (Operation Market Garden) That was historic battle between the British 1st Airborne Division and the Germans. Did your Dad make it out? From what I've read there were some problems with the advance and unexpected German resistance during the battle. Brits were heros in that rukus against superior numbered forces. I think Montgomery took alot of blame for that one.


Yeah he made it and was a complete pratt Monty also!

My Grandad fought in the Dardanelles against the fucking shit bag Turks World War1

My Uncles were all pretty well involved:

One in the marines against Admiral Speer and the Graf Spee, another captured by the Japs in Burma he was a hero, paratrooper always first in and mostly get there balls shot off!!

Me I'm a fucking coward, run a mile!


 
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