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Forum Home / General Discussion / OK, OK, I admit it. I am in love with QM's avatar.
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Frankie The J
Writer  Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It started out innocently enough, as does most of my more obsessive thinking. I saw Quenn Mudder's avatar and I thought, "Gee, Frankie, that certainly is a very fetching young woman, and such a contortionist, too."
Next, I wondered if the avatar was Photo shopped? After all, I am a photographer and such things interest me. Then the dreams began. I was her coach. I was the man who saved her from a burning building. I was the guy who washed her towels after her workouts. It got worse--steadily. I mean, what is this kid--17 or 18? Or worse (what could be worse)? I've come to the end of my rope. I'm stnding upon my 16" high step stool, and I fully intend to jump off it and onto the shag carpet beneath me. Tis better I go this way than bring further dishonor to myself and my fans (what fuggin fans). Please, on my tombstone inscribe the words: "This fucker was too stupid to live." I'm jumping. Please, don't try to stop me. Ahem. Please, don't try and stop me. All of you just go piss up a rope! |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Get off the fucking stool Frankie.
Don't be a jerk. That avatar leaves so many possibilities open it's untrue. Unless you have a bad back. Wonderful! Skoob. |
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I know her sister. Lukhafar Ibendova |
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