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Spoof Editor Mark Lowton announced today he would be publishing an epoch containing the titilating forum posts of Spoof Favorite Fergus McCarthy, containing over 8500 thoughtful contributions.

The Epoch will contain an addendum containing Fergus's 97 Spoof Stories, 2 magazine articles, and one (1) Snippet.

Fergus's Fans all want to know: Why can't the hilarious bastard get off his ass and write more spoofs?

The audience awaits.

Victoria Beckem/ Fan Club President
Chamone/ Fan Club Secretary
Skoob 1999/ McCarthy Union Treasurer/Midfielder

Hi Again Cap,

Re Fergus,

I have it on good advice that Fergus's true passion is oil painting, which he took up after watching the late Bob Ross on cable TV.

He comes and posts on the forum whilst he's cleaning his brushes, but his busy painting schedule means he doesn't get the chance to write many articles.

And when he's not oil painting he's designing cathedrals by way of hanging rocks upside down on strings, a la Antoni Gaudi.

Either that or pouring concrete.

He's a bit of an enigma, our Fergus.

Regards

Skoob.

Fergus is one of my favourite living persons.

...I just send him some of my "numbers" I never got around to filling in
when I ran out of ochra......

...actually Bob Ross was relaxing to watch...I can see why Fergie liked him so much, he did alot of his backrounds, skies, and water using a masonry trowel...that slab must be a work of art!!!!

The Building Inspector (retired)

Morse

Maybe he's Mark's brother Paul?

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Quote: Morse

...actually Bob Ross was relaxing to watch...I can see why Fergie liked him so much, he did alot of his backrounds, skies, and water using a masonry trowel...that slab must be a work of art!!!!

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...and possibly the gayest man on television besides Richard Simmons. "Now, let's paint a happy litte cloud right here.....and let's put some fun little trees down in this corner...." I never understood happy clouds or fun trees.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

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Quote: Morse

...actually Bob Ross was relaxing to watch...I can see why Fergie liked him so much, he did alot of his backrounds, skies, and water using a masonry trowel...that slab must be a work of art!!!!

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...and possibly the gayest man on television besides Richard Simmons. "Now, let's paint a happy litte cloud right here.....and let's put some fun little trees down in this corner...." I never understood happy clouds or fun trees.

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Or "happy little accidents"

And the squirrel...

I used to put it on when I got home from a night shift. Soothed me into a deep restful sleep.

Except when he painted cabins.

I always thought they spoilt the pictures.

Mrs Skoob took up oil painting because of this guy.

Cost me £35 for a frickin, fan brush!

Ah well

You live and learn.

Skoob.

My own thread!!!


(Blush..)

Evening Fergus.

Skoob.

Well Skoob.

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Quote: victor nicholas

Fergus is one of my favourite living persons.

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Mine too.

Cheers Vic.

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Quote: queen mudder

Maybe he's Mark's brother Paul?

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It's possible.

My Father is everywhere.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

My own thread!!!


(Blush..)

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...Fergie....someone had to do it....or you'd just 'fade away'

out of sight, out of mind, they say!

Welcome Back! Heard you sold all your Chevron and moved the $ to Sherwin Williams.....?

Morse

Another story and a snippet!
It's all happening here Morse.

Now I must rest.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Another story and a snippet!
It's all happening here Morse.

Now I must rest.

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ALL RIGHT FERGIE!!!!!!!

And now, how bout a piece on the 2 Gitmo guys that Ireland adopted...I'm sure they play a real mean game of 'futbol'....'the striker' and 'the mad bomber' signed to National Team....!

Glad to see ya on the board!

Morse

Mark should post the top fifty Fergus quotes.

Like a magic 8 ball, they are universally applicable to almost every situation except weddings and bah mitzvahs.

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Quote: victor nicholas

Mark should post the top fifty Fergus quotes.

Like a magic 8 ball, they are universally applicable to almost every situation except weddings and bah mitzvahs.

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....most often used after a BRIS, however....