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Madame Bitters
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Posted: 27 Aug 09 23:13
As you all are aware, Morse has offered me the role of Cat Woman for one of his stories in the Gossip and Entertainment section. If you weren't aware of this, consider yourself told.

This got me thinking; a lot of actresses have played Cat Woman over the years, both on the big and small screens. Who do you think played her (or filled out the cat suit) best?

Q: Who's the best Cat Woman?
Julie Newmar
27%
Eartha Kitt
18%
Lee Meriweather
18%
Michelle Pfeifer
36%
None of the above
0%
There have been 11 responses to this poll
Jalapenoman
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Posted: 27 Aug 09 23:30
People may be upset that you didn't include Halle Berry, but her movie really sucked.

I voted for Julie myself.

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 27 Aug 09 23:40 - Edited By: Madame Bitters, 27 Aug 09 23:42
I thought about including Halle, but I didn't because- like you said- it sucked. If those people throw a tantrum, the can choose 'none of the above'.

BTW, I chose Eartha Kitt.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 27 Aug 09 23:50
The one with the biggest tits.

Morse
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Posted: 27 Aug 09 23:51
Julie had the Bod, but Eartha was the slinkiest kitten around...she had the moves and the voice to go with it....

Morse

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 27 Aug 09 23:52
Wasn't Pussy Galore a Cat Woman too?

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 27 Aug 09 23:52

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

The one with the biggest tits.

Why Ferg! I didn't know you were a tit man!

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 28 Aug 09 00:08

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

The one with the biggest tits.


That would probably have been Eartha Kitt

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 28 Aug 09 00:36 - Edited By: Fergus McCarthy, 28 Aug 09 00:38
Aren't we all Buck?

I can't explain it, no one can, I've studied thousands of pictures of tit's. Some of them good, some of them bad...... And I still like em.

I'm a bit like one of those mad women who takes in unwanted kittens regardless of how many are thrust upon them, think of the Marines and their motto "Leave no man behind", I love that ethos, it gives me hope for mankind and it's future.

I'll go a bit off topic here and if I sound a bit like our mutual buddy SFO then I apologise Buck, (SFO... If I sound a bit like you, you can go to bed happy in the knowledge that have another convert to the Democrat's cause).










I am a compulsive liar...... I also do opportunistic, defensive and annoying.

POA.


Everyones a tit man Buck, even the women, no one knows why.... S'all evolution lad.

"We are but grains of sand on a big fucking beach"



Deep innit?

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Posted: 28 Aug 09 01:25
i voted for michelle pfeiffer

when i cast my vote, only 8 votes had been cast and each actress had received 25% of the total







queen mudder
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Posted: 28 Aug 09 09:59
Well sure as hell it ain't Joanna Lumley as per her current TV incarnation...

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Posted: 28 Aug 09 10:21
Fawzia Ali

Married Cat Stevens in 1979 - 5 children

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 28 Aug 09 10:36

Quote: amosmoran3000

Fawzia Ali

Married Cat Stevens in 1979 - 5 children






Big tits?

queen mudder
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Posted: 28 Aug 09 10:38
Cat Stevens married to Pussy Galore.

amosmoran3000
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Posted: 31 Aug 09 11:55

Quote: Fergus McCarthy


Quote: amosmoran3000

Fawzia Ali

Married Cat Stevens in 1979 - 5 children






Big tits?


Dunno. She was all covered up.

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 31 Aug 09 12:49
Fuzzy married him? Wow


 
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