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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Anyone for a sarnie?.....
EDIT: I can't believe it's real butter: Workers find 3,000-year-old barrel of butter in Irish peat bog |
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Jaggedone
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I often use butter, helps whilst spreading "BUTTERCKS" |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Last Tango In JO-Land.
Right? Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
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Marlon Brando also played a "docker" somewhere in the East end of London, I think the film was called "The Millwall hooligans"! |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
All joking aside, Kerrygold is some damn fine butter.
I think it has something to do with the grass the cows eat over there. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Was there a huge barrell of popcorn buried next to it?
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I too cannot believe it's butter.
It looks more like a 35kg piece of pterodactyl shit that's been buried in a peat bog for 200 million years. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Don't get me started on European grasses. ![]() |
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BuckwheatsButt
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Yeah, please don't get him started on anything! Mister Never-Wrong expertice diatribes will go on for ever.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That's when you bury him in the bog.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Cumberland Turf - that's the ticket.
Finest sports playing surface there is. Allegedly. It was the grass of choice at the old Wembley Stadium for decades. England won the World Cup on it back in 1966. Regards, Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
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Head first or from behind! (with SFO it's the same at both ends!) |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
JO - You're just being fucking silly now ![]() Mon Dieu, Qui Qui Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
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Skoob, I didn't wish to bombast your best Mon Dieu too heavily, just a short flush! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Luv you JO, not in a gay way, obviously, but as a thoughtful human being.
Best Regards, Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
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Yo comprendo Skoob, great white reds think alike!! |
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