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Body odour ban for park visitors

Rollercoaster riders at a Surrey theme park are being banned from putting their arms in the air - after complaints about body odour.

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"People may say it's all a publicity stunt but we take our customer feedback seriously."

Well, in my opinion, it's quite obviously a publicity stunt, and I certainly won't be going there. Thanks for the warning Mike.

Personally I'd like to extend this ban to all London parks, especially:

Hampstead Heath (horrid cottaging pong)
Primrose Hill (foul smell of smug uglymugs like Jamie Oliver and Peter Mandelson)
Regent's Park (horrid hellish sulphur smell since new Obama ambassador/Prince of Darkness has parked his ass in the official residency)
Hype Park (the Diana Fountain is spewing raw sewage again)
St James's Park (too many sunbathing politicians for anyone's liking)
etc

The Park & Ride scheme also one of my bete noirs.

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Quote: queen mudder

Personally I'd like to extend this ban to all London parks, especially:

Hampstead Heath (horrid cottaging pong)
Primrose Hill (foul smell of smug uglymugs like Jamie Oliver and Peter Mandelson)
Regent's Park (horrid hellish sulphur smell since new Obama ambassador/Prince of Darkness has parked his ass in the official residency)
Hype Park (the Diana Fountain is spewing raw sewage again)
St James's Park (too many sunbathing politicians for anyone's liking)
etc

The Park & Ride scheme also one of my bete noirs.

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You wanna try Gelsenkirchen Park in Deutschland, smells like a Turk Kebab and Döner party on Sundays, they also piss and crap in the fountains!