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I read in another thread that McDonalds gives monetary support to gay organizations. I too am appalled by this!

I suppose there were some warning signs that McDonalds was 'fag freindly'. Their mascot, Ronald McDonald wears makeup, for fuck's sake!

The company says it's because he's a clown, but I wasn't born yesterday! When you see ol' Ronald sashay across the PlayLand to say "Hellooooo" to your little ones, don't say you weren't warned!

Remember the good ol' days when men could beat up those fudge packing queers with whatever they could lay their hands on with impunity?

It sure as hell wasn't a 'hate crime' then, was it? In those days stomping faggots was a laudable act- one that good Christians did proudly in order to keep society safe from the 'pink menace'.

And when those real men weren't pounding on those prissy nancy-boys, a lot of them enjoyed a good game of football. Not that faggoty soccer shit, but red-blooded, American football!

You know, the kinda football where strong, manly men wear really tight pants and 'huddle'.

Where men tackle eachother and pat eachother on their hard, muscular asses for a job well done. Which isn't gay at all; it's like a high-five except it's not slapping hands.

It's a manly pat to the buttocks, from one player to another. No, that's not at all homo-erotic, is it?

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Quote: Frankie The J

Madame Bitters & J-Man:

You're both right; fags suck!

(Madam B...Phew! When I saw your new avatar I feared whatever you were smoking in your bong had turned you into a hairy bitch with eight nipples!)

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My question is what are YOU smoking in YOUR bong to make you think such a thing?

You're a funny fucker, Frankie. I've grown fond of you

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Quote: Madame Bitters

I read in another thread that McDonalds gives monetary support to gay organizations. I too am appalled by this!

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "They'll suck up to anybody."

I suppose there were some warning signs that McDonalds was 'fag freindly'. Their mascot, Ronald McDonald wears makeup, for fuck's sake! - Yeah!! ...except, there was Alice Cooper.

Remember the good ol' days when men could beat up those fudge packing queers with whatever they could lay their hands on with impunity? - There are some places in Wyoming where you still can!!

And when those real men weren't pounding on those prissy nancy-boys, a lot of them enjoyed a good game of football. Not that faggoty soccer shit, but red-blooded, American football!

Right!! Cause more padding just means you get to hit them ALL THAT MUCH HARDER!!!

You know, the kinda football where strong, manly men wear really tight pants and 'huddle'.

Where men tackle eachother and pat each other on their hard, muscular asses for a job well done. Which isn't gay at all; it's like a high-five except it's not slapping hands.

It's a manly pat to the buttocks, from one player to another. No, that's not at all homo-erotic, is it?

No, because you have to pretty secure in your masculinity to do THAT kind of shit.

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I'm glad Skoob gets it.

SFO- You're too damned self-righteous for your own good. This is a humor site, so learn to take a fucking joke.

Okay?

And why the fuck can't we get this time warp fixed?!

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Quote: Madame Bitters

I'm glad Skoob gets it.

SFO- You're too damned self-righteous for your own good. This is a humor site, so learn to take a fucking joke.

Okay?

And why the fuck can't we get this time warp fixed?!

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Umm... now I'm not sure if YOU'RE kidding or not, because I was!!

Were my comments too dry? Does my sarcasm not come through in typed text?

I thought you and me were "down."

What a "bitter" disappointment.


SFO

Madame Bitters & J-Man:

You're both right; fags suck!

(Madam B...Phew! When I saw your new avatar I feared whatever you were smoking in your bong had turned you into a hairy bitch with eight nipples!)

Somebody once asked me if I'd ever taken one up the butt from a gay man.

I said:

"No, but I have taken one up the butt from a guy who has."

I'm sure I used that gag somewhere here before.

MB - I think I get where you're coming from here. When I toiled for shit money as a care worker, we one day had a guy do a runner in an electric wheelchair.

One of my colleagues (a gay guy) and I managed to stop him from going up the ramp onto the motorway. He spat in my colleague's face and called him a "Queer Bastard"

The gay guy had helped me out so much, in a very difficult and challenging job, I was just appalled. One of the most disgusting displays of ingratitude I've ever seen in my life.

The only real difference between gays and straights is their personal preference about who they get between the sheets with.

I'm straight personally, 100% so. But I don't hate people for being different.

Best Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Madame Bitters

I'm glad Skoob gets it.

SFO- You're to damned self-righteous for your own good. This is a humor site, so learn to take a fucking joke.

Okay?

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Thanks MB

Will bid you adieu.

The sun has risen over this sceptered Isle.

Time for beddy-bies for me.

Bon soir mon ami.

Skoob.

Hilda is a cute buddy! Glad you love dogs MB!

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Hilda is a cute buddy! Glad you love dogs MB!

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Hilda?
That's Dr Eddie Maxwell's spouse.

You tellin us something Bucky?

Nah! Hilda is Madame Bitters dog....I like dogs. As far as Prof. Maxwell's Hilda, I hear she was a dog too. Remember, Dr. Eddie like young chicks that could do the horizontal mombo.

Gay histrionics on the straight Spoof forums (except JB sitting on the fence) whatever next, the reincarnation of Freddy Mercury as Rambo, well slap my sweaty cheeks Ramby, Ducky!

I'm for Barebottomed Babes on bicycles sweating between hot pussies, YES, Yes and even more yes!

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Umm... now I'm not sure if YOU'RE kidding or not, because I was!!

Were my comments too dry? Does my sarcasm not come through in typed text?

I thought you and me were "down."

What a "bitter" disappointment.


SFO

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Hmmmmmm. This is a tad embarassing.

Didn't know you were joking, SFO. I suppose that's bound to happen when conversing online- no voice inflection or facial expressions to read.

Seems we just got our wires crossed. My appologies for reading you the riot act.

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Quote: Madame Bitters

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Umm... now I'm not sure if YOU'RE kidding or not, because I was!!

Were my comments too dry? Does my sarcasm not come through in typed text?

I thought you and me were "down."

What a "bitter" disappointment.


SFO

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Hmmmmmm. This is a tad embarassing.

Didn't know you were joking, SFO. I suppose that's bound to happen when conversing online- no voice inflection or facial expressions to read.

Seems we just got our wires crossed. My appologies for reading you the riot act.

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Takes a man to apologise, good on you MB!

You've forgotten 2 important letters preceding the word 'man':

w and o

Woman. I'm no dude, dude.

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Quote: Madame Bitters

You've forgotten 2 important letters preceding the word 'man':

w and o

Woman. I'm no dude, dude.

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Sorry, takes a hunk of a woman to apologise man!

(I was actually being seriously respectful to your apology!)

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Quote: Jaggedone

Sorry, takes a hunk of a woman to apologise man!

(I was actually being seriously respectful to your apology!)

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I don't know what's come over me. I'm usually not so defensive.

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Quote: Madame Bitters

You've forgotten 2 important letters preceding the word 'man':

w and o

Woman. I'm no dude, dude.

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Madame Bitters:

I was always fond of you (((hugs))). Now that I've properly humbled myself, allow me this opinion:

I've always thought there were three letters missing from the word "woman"--or make that there should be three letters added to the word: an "e" a "t" and an "o." The words "woetoman," or "woetomen," seem far more descriptive.

Love always,
fej

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Quote: Madame Bitters

Seems we just got our wires crossed. My apologies for reading you the riot act.

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No big deal. You've always been nice to me otherwise, and I've used the same response format for more serious replies, so it would be easy to assume at first glance it was more of the same.

Lots of people here seem to be so focused on my serious side. I have a lighthearted silly side, too.

Here's a story about a giant emerald that made the news a few months ago:


http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i45614


SFO

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Quote: Frankie The J

I've always thought there were three letters missing from the word "woman"--or make that there should be three letters added to the word: an "e" a "t" and an "o." The words "woetoman," or "woetomen," seem far more descriptive.

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Every once in a while, I find myself wishing I just had my damned rib back!

Two old jokes:

1). God didn't take out Adam's rib to make Eve; it was actually his brain.

2). God made women because sheep can't cook.

That's a good idea, Frankie. Not a great idea, you understand but a good one.

I'll contact Websters right away.