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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's Saturday night and Mrs Skoob has gone out with our grandaughter to buy beer and a McDonald's from the drive thru. It'll probably materialise about an hour ago.
Regards Skoob. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Wow! McDonalds! What a way to spend a Saturday night!
Mine isn't any better. The wife is out of town and I'm eating bean burritos and watching tv this evening. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Haven't had a McDonalds in ages.
Don't really care for it. But our granddaughter's staying with us and she loves them. So we're doing pretty much the same as you right now J-Man. A little TV and a lot of quality time with my favourite grandchild. She's ten now. But if she wants to watch Hannah Montana... Hell, I'd probably let her. Regards Skoob. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
We should fly to San Antonio and join Abel for some cheap, delicious Mexican food at Yuvia's some day.
Good job. SFO |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thanks: Ronald McDonald on Crack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EadeLOdSj0o&feature=PlayList&p=619301D27866F258&index=0&playnext=1 Enjoy! SFO |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's better than shovelling shit all day. There you go...... I left a big space for that one, |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I don't know if they had them in the U.K. but Burger King featured an "Angry Whopper" for a while with jalapenos, grilled onions, pepper cheese, etc.
I wrote a reasonably funny spoof expecting McDonald's to follow suit, though they never did: http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i45978 SFO |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
I boycotted Mc (crap) Donalds years ago and feel quite chuffed about it, at least my boycott has reduced the levels of crap thrown on the floor here in Holland! My own personal war against global degeneration! (+ others) |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Whoa there!
We only got McDonald's to please my granddaughter! We once took her and her mam to Paris. Her Mam insisted on McDonald's! In one of the culinary capitals of the world! I refused to even go in! Me and the Mrs had a rare steak in a lovely restaurant near the Ecole Militaire, near the Eiffel Tower. The kid's playing on the Wii as I type this. She thinks you can sit down and do it like Playstation. Hang on - she's started on me now with the verbals. Bloody women! Henpecked. Skoob. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
My granddaughter says that my screen name is utterly stupid.
And that I am completely stupid. Got to go. I'm gonna kick her up the arse. Regards Utterly Stupid. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Oh dear, or dear, oh dear..... Why couldn't you just say you didn't like the fact that their food is complete and utter sloppy shit? JB (or whoever!) it must be Sunday, first I am in Sync with Fergy, and now miracle upon miracle, with you too!!! BTW Skoob, no offence, I can read through your works that you also are disgusted at what these global crap producers get away with! (it wasn't personal!) Did you read my comments about MAN U against Bayern? |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
McDonald's food is, and always has been, second rate crap.
However, it has always been fast, cheap, and consistent crap. When my kids were younger, we had to go for the playgrounds, the Happy Meals, and due to the ad campaign. After they were grown up enough not to care about that, we only went in occasionally. Now, with the current philosophy of the company, I choose not to support them (my right, at least until Obama removes that freedom too). |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Kids never lie! |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
My family and I have been personally boycotting McDonalds all year also.
We started this year when Mickey D's became the single largest monetary supporter of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance. In fact, they give them so much money that the Golden Arches gets a seat on the faggot board. I am not buying cheap and crappy food just to support the fudge packers. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Oh dear, or dear, oh dear..... Why couldn't you just say you didn't like the fact that their food is complete and utter sloppy shit? Oh dear, or dear, oh dear..... |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's the chemicals Buck. Beware of the chemicals. My dad used to keep an assortment of chemicals. No idea why. But trust me on this one. It's the chemicals. Regards Skoob. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tell Buck about the chemicals Skoob.
Tell him!!!!! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Am I at the bottom, in sync, or shoved to the middle again?
That dodgy fucking eye is scary, maybe we should put it in the soup and goat it! Anyway an eye for an eye and a Mcdonalds for a turd! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Question: Am I at the bottom, in sync, or shoved to the middle again? That dodgy fucking eye is scary, maybe we should put it in the soup and goat it! Anyway an eye for an eye and a Mcdonalds for a turd! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Does Obama have a master plan to make Jalapenoman eat McDonalds burgers and fries? Really? Their food tastes like slimey, gooey muck mixed with sugar. It is horrible. That should have been enough to put you off rather than some other weird problem you have with their 'philosophy'. Be worried when your son comes home one day wearing a feather boa as an act of rebellion against your beliefs! I'm just sayin', thats all.... |
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BuckwheatsButt
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I still think about the awfull McDonald's hamburger that a woman kept wrapped up, and unrefrigerated for 25 years. It didn't shrink, deteriorate, or rot. In fact, they showed a photo of it and it looked pretty much like it was made the day before.
What's in that crap anyway? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Fergus I JUST DID! It's the chemicals! Buck! It's the chemicals! My dad used to keep them under the sink! I never knew what he used them for! They were like, weird colours and shit! Smoke in some of them! BEWARE OF THE CHEMICALS! Especially the ones under the sink! Your Friend Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
It's the chemicals! BEWARE OF THE CHEMICALS! Skoob, that fucking Eye is scary, should be forbidden! |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Glad to see you're taking a stand. Personally, I am not buying cheap and crappy food just to support a healthy immune system! SFO |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Aw, what's the matter, Buck? Isn't the government already forcing enough information out of these corporations for you? McDonalds Food Decomposition Study: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htnvzLU1I1o |
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